A GOTHIC ROMANCE

A GOTHIC ROMANCE

(FEATURING SPONGEBOB)

"DAMMIT!" SAID SPONGEBOB. HE LOOKED AROUND AT ALL THE GOTHIC POSTERS ON HIS WALL. HE JUST BROKE HIS NEW MY CHEMICHAL ROMANCE CD. SPONGEBOBS EMO. HIS DOOR BELL RINGS. HE OPENS THE DOOR. HE SEES PATRICK AND SCREAMS. "AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!! WHAT THE HELL HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU? YOU'RE…….YOU'RE…….GOTH?"

"YEAH I REALIZED I DONT WANNA BE A GOOFY-GOOBER ANY MORE." HE EXPLAINED PATRICK. "YEAH I MET THE NEW GIRL IN BIKINI BOTTOM……AND IM PROUD TO SAY SHE HAS A BIKINI BOTTOM." PATRICK LAUGHED. OUT FROM BEHIND THE DOOR EMERGED HIS GIRLFRIEND DRESSED IN ALL BLACK FROM HEAD TO TOE. "WOW!" SAID SPONGEBOB. "HER NAME IS ALEXAS…..SHE TRANSFERRED FROM NEW PRETTY TOWN." SAID PATRICK

SPONGEBOB WHISPERED UNDER HIS BREATH "THAT SON OF A BITCH!" WITH A VERY BIG TINT OF JEALOUSY.

TO BE COUNTINUED