"This is too boring," murmured from the mouth of Bowser, the King of all Koopa. After his longtime nemesis, Mario, joined that super-smash-whatever club, as he liked to jokingly call it like that, his daily routine was shrunk down to just sit on his throne and take care his Dark Land, in which, to the Koopa, is boring.
What should he do to pass time around? Kidnapping Peach? Nah, it's not fun if Mario wasn't here.
Besides, was she even here? Last he checked, she also was invited to that fighting club, just recently.
Even Luigi and Yoshi were invited!
That meant Bowser was the only one (at least main character) in the Mario franchise that was left alone in his gigantic castle, doing nothing but sitting on his throne and sign stuff or revise the law or whatever.
From what he heard from Mario, (back when they were doing things together like golf, tennis, go kart racing, etc.) it is a small club that people from different franchises come in and fight each other. After the match they can hang out together, or even form a party! How interesting it sounds!
"Everyone is having fun while I'm doing all these bullshits here-"
"It's not bullshit, your evilness. It's a very important duty of yours to keep your kingdom peaceful and happy," suddenly, an interruption from Kamek, his servant, accidentally triggered Bowser's anger, enough anger to toss himself off the throne to shout at Kamek.
"BUT IT'S BORING! I JUST WANT TO DO SOMETHING FUN LIKE WRECKING STUFF."
"Man…" the Koopa sat back down. "I wish I was also invited to that super smash bros. club,"
"Mail, your badness!" a green Koopa vigorously emerged from the side door.
"If it's just an unimportant mail, throw them on that pile," Bowser said as his right hand pointed to the mini mountain of unopened mails.
"But I don't know if it is important or not," the green Koopa looked down. "It is from the Smash Mansion. I don't even know what or wher-"
"Smash what?" an instant eyebrows raised from Bowser, "GIMME THAT!" he swiftly snatched the envelope from the Koopa.
Regardless of what the Koopa just yell before him, he excitedly read the front of the envelope. The super smash bros logo could be seen tightly sealed the envelope. He carefully teared one end of it and took a quick look of what's inside. An invitation ticket, a map with an address, a piece of paper filled of what he has to pack and stay there for a couple of months, a mushroom logo sticker- wait, was this even necessary? He wish they had made a Bowser logo for him, but better get anything than get nothing at all, he won't sweat.
He rushed to his room with an information paper, didn't care of what Kemek shouted and ran after him. He quickly packed everything down a large briefcase and headed to his Koopa Crown car.
"Kemek, you're in charge of taking my kingdom for two months," he ordered and hop on his car and ignited the engine.
"B-but, your badness. I-I can't, NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!" before the Magikoopa could even form a sentence, Bowser burst away from his old castle and drove directly to the Smash Mansion.
Let the brawl begins, he joyfully thought.
BOWSER'S TRIP TO SSBM
Original version written by Shadow-38 (Shadow Figure)
Remake version written by Chamelo
Disclaimers: Super Smash Bros. Melee belongs to HAL Laboratory/Nintendo. Every character belongs to their respective owner.
This is the remake version of "Bowser's Trip to SSBM" originally written by Shadow-38. (The original version was removed due to his decision.) We had discussed about the plots and I've rightfully got an authority to create this remake version. Please don't sue me.
Also, there will be chapters that contains so implicitly called 'lemon scenes' or explicitly called 'sex scenes'. So you've been warned.
(By the way, the gap between this chapter and chapter 2 is about 2 years, so, it'll get better as you read on, trust me!)
