A/N: Ok so I have been trying to come up with a good Avengers for like ever, and then it finally came to me, coffee.
Coffee was his only weakness. Tony liked to think he had no weakness, but everyone knew. Once when he pulled a 4 nighter he trudged up from his lab and poured a cup of coffee. When Natasha came in she claimed it was her mug and swiped it away. Tony hissed at her. Natasha was so startled that she dropped the mug and it fell right into Tony's hands. He then held it to his chest and walked to his room.
"He has never done that for me! Oh my gosh he loves coffee more than me!" Clint burst out fake crying.
/\/\/
Clint walked down the stairs and punched in the necessary code for the lab. He walked in to see his husband starring at a hologram of something he didn't even try to understand. Tony then turned around and his face brightened.
"Hey Clint what's up? Did Thor melt another toaster?"
"Tony Thor is in Asgard. And no I just wanted to bring you some coffee I am surprised you didn't notice."
"Why didn't anyone tell me he was gone? And yes I did notice you had I have been trying to hold back excitement ever since I smelled you coming down the stairs. Natasha told me that you cried when you thought I loved coffee more than you." Tony smirked as he sipped the coffee, and then moaned in pleasure.
Clint blushed and made a mental note to kill Natasha.
"I was fake crying! I was trying to get a laugh out of everyone! They were so damn surprised when you hissed at Natasha!"
Tony laughed at the memory of her face.
"Oh my gosh I completely forgot about. JARVIS security camera full screen." Tony flicked all of the contents of the last hologram and in its place came the security feed of that morning.
Tony was rolling on the ground laughing and when he was done took a long sip of coffee. Clint pulled the coffee out of Tony's grasp and turned around to head up the stairs.
"If you want the coffee you will have to come upstairs." Clint smirked and moved his hips as he moved up the stairs.
Tony stood open mouthed for a few seconds before scurrying up the stairs behind Clint.
/\/\/\
When Clint and Tony woke up the next morning they both pushed past Bruce and Natasha and made a beeline for the coffee machine. Tony poured a cup and then sat it on the table and turned around to rummage through the fridge for bacon.
"Morning Everyone" Steve said as sat down at the table. He then picked up Tony's mug and drank from it. Everyone froze. Bruce was just about to plop some bacon in his mouth, and Natasha was in mid sip.
"Hey why is everyone so quiet." Tony turned around and froze to see Steve drinking his coffee. Steve stood up coffee mug in hand and opened the cupboard. Tony growled and then leaped onto Steve's back.
"Tony what the heck!" Steve yelled trying to throw off the coffee deprived genius.
"Give me the damn coffee!" Tony yelled reaching for the mug. Steve jerked away trying to pull him off. Clint and Natasha pulled on Tony's legs trying to pull him off, but not even the strength of the assassins was enough to get tony off. Clint finally got him off by waving his mug in front of Tony's face. Tony let go and then fell on Natasha. He grabbed the mug and finished it in on go. He then refilled the mug and went down to his lab.
Steve, Natasha and Clint were panting. Steve finally said "It's just coffee"
"Ok Clint why did you marry him?" Natasha asked.
Clint shrugged, grabbed his coffee and followed Tony down the stairs.
A/N: Was that good? That was my first Avengers fic so please be nice. No flames! I hope you liked it and please leave a review!
