Hello everyone and welcome to my first published story! It's a Death Note one-shot that I wrote one day LAWL. This story is meant to be funny so please don't hate on it because it's not accurate or something XD
I do not own Death Note! (my first written disclaimer how exciting)
Please enjoy!
-NiaMarie
It was a bright and sunny day when L and Light went to McDonalds for no apparent reason. They stood in line and finally got to order.
"I want cake." stated L bluntly to the cashier.
"Um..Sir we don't sell cake here." said the cashier.
"Yeah, stupid," said Light as he shoved L out of the way, "Why would they sell cake at a burger place?
"14%" said L.
"Please get this man cake!" Light shouted with a nervous hitch in his voice at the cashier with a nervous smile on his face.
The cashier looked confused, "Um...well is either one of you going to order something on the menu?"
"I want a number 2-no cheese-with fries" said Light casually, reaching into his pocket for his wallet.
"I want-"
"Ryuzaki, I'm not paying for you." said Light bluntly.
"17%"
"Please order anything you want, Ryuzaki!"
L ordered ice cream and managed to convince the people to give him strawberries from the smoothie area. Finally after waiting for 7 minutes their number was called and Light went up to get the food. He brought it back to the table and when he opened his burger he saw something horrible. Cheese.
"Who put the cheese on my burger?!" Light shouted towards the direction of the kitchen.
"Light calm down." said L.
"Calm down? HOw am I supposed to calm down with this yellow safety hazard sitting on my burger?" Light shouted back.
Light flipped the table, causing L's strawberries to fall on the floor. L looked extremely disappointed.
"Light," said L calmy, "please pick up my strawberries like chicken by pecking at the ground."
But Light wasn't listening as he started to run around the restaurant screaming about "yellow safety hazards", and how cheese was a "disgrace to society."
L watched Light run around the restaurant for a while before getting up to stop him where he found Light under a table writing the word "cheese" on a ripped out piece of notebook paper.
"Light..."
Light hissed and swatted at L.
L took the pen from Light causing Light to advance.
"Das ma pen!" yelled Light as he jumped on L.
L dodged the attack, pulling out his phone in which he called Papa Yagami. L told Papa Yagami that his son was in need of some sort of therapy for his hatred of cheese. Papa Yagami gasped at the mention of Lights contact with the unholy yellow safety hazard and hurriedly came over.
Papa Yagami burst into the restaurant causing everyone to look from L and Light to him.
"When my son was a young boy he sat on cheese and got a butt infection and now has a really bad phobia of cheese!" Papa Yagami screamed passionately.
Upon hearing that L started laughing really hard, yes L was laughing, and fell off the chair he was perched on.
Papa Yagami went and picked up Light. Light started explaining how the cheese was going to get in his butt and infect it again and Papa Yagami just kept saying "Yes yes" while he carried Light away.
