Oh god, my FIRST rated R story!! Well, my soon-to-be rated R story…ehehe…dear god help me.

PFD: Mwhaha!

Anime: And my writing partner is back as well…

PFD: What?!

Anime: -Sweat drops- Oh well…onward, if you dare to defiy my new way of being psychotic!

DISCLAIMER-Don't own squat...


Chapter 1- The Pain of Marriage

Yusuke; who was decked in a black tuxedo; was waiting up at the alter for his bride to be a.k.a. Keiko.

-Inside brides room thing-

"Keiko you're so lucky to be getting married," Yukina said in a lilac dress with a flower headband.

"But your getting married to Kuwabara later," Keiko pointed out while wearing a white dress.

"I know," Yukina said sweetly, "Uh…Sapphire why aren't you in a dress."

This question was directed toward a Hispanic girl of Yusuke's height with black hair that reached her ass and had ice blue eyes.

"I don't wear dresses," Sapphire said in blue jeans and a white t-shirt.

"Oh crap it's about to start!" a Filipino girl about Sapphire's height with shoulder length black hair, brown eyes and glasses yelled, "Go, go, go!"

"I'm going Kayori!" Keiko said as the other girl pushed her out the door.

-Chapel-

In Yusuke's side of the pews sat Atsuko. In Keiko's side there were her parents, her friends from school, etc. Up at the alter on Yusuke's right were Hiei, Kuwabara, Youko and Kurama. And behind the alter was the child molesting priest staring at Hiei as though he was a little boy. At the organ sat a blonde girl shorter then Hiei with blue eyes in a lilac dress.

"Why's Alex at the organ?" Kuwabara asked Yusuke.

Yusuke shrugged. Keiko then stepped inside the church along with Sapphire, Kayori, Yukina Shizuru, and Botan. Just then Alex started playing the organ, and it wasn't wedding music. Instead it was baseball music.

"Charge!" Yusuke yelled, "What!?" he asked as everyone looked at him.

"Alex play the right song!" Sapphire yelled.

"Never!" Alex yelled playing the baseball song again.

Sapphire then threw a bottle at her shorter friend. Alex grumbled and took the place by Keiko who was now up at the alter as the real organist got behind the instrument. The child molesting priest then began the vows and stuff.

"Do you take Keiko to be your wife?' the child molesting priest asked.

"Hell yeah! Er- I mean I do," Yusuke stated.

"Do you take Yusuke as your husband?"

"I do," Keiko said.

"You may now kiss the bride," the priest said.

Yusuke immediately grabbed Keiko and started making out with her and it wasn't hard to tell what he was trying to do. There was a loud SLAP sound and they saw Yusuke with a red handprint on his face.

"Pervert!" Keiko yelled.

"And he's all yours," Sapphire said.

"Oh and Yusuke save it for the honeymoon," Youko suggested.

"You stay out of it fox boy!" Kayori yelled.

"Who is your husband to be," Alex said.

Kayori squeaked at the thought.

"Thankfully I'm the only one of us not getting married," Alex stated proudly.

"Yeah but so is Hiei," Yusuke said suggestively.

"Bastard!" Alex yelled.

-Outside-

The two newly weds drove off in a brand new car, that someone on Keiko's side had given them.

"Hey wait can Yusuke drive?" Alex asked.

They all looked at each other.

"I don't think he does," Kurama said.

"Run away!" Alex yelled running back to the church yelling 'sanctuary' and found the child molesting priest hitting on Hiei.

The church bells rang an hour later to signal the next wedding of the day. Kuwabara and Yukina's…


That was short on my terms…

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Anime: What?! It was! Oh well, I'll wait til I get at least 3 or 4 reviews before I go on…please, R&R!

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