Saki and Arisa go to Shigure's house to visit Tohru. When they get there Tohru, Kyo, and Yuki are out because they went to the market. Soon other people come.
Saki: Shigure-san, why did you invite us here for? You
said Tohru is here but I don't see her.
Arisa: Yeah Mr. Novelist,
what are you up to?
Shigure: Nothing of course! Tohru went out for
a bit she'll be right back he says with devilish smile
Mayu:
Shigure! You tricked me! You told me a friend of mine would be here!
Mayu says angrily but trying to still keep the identity of "friend"
secret because of embarrassment
Shigure: Oh so sorry about that
Mayu dear but Ha-san had to go because he had to take care of one of
our family members Shigure says innocently enough while grinning
and waving his hand
Mayu: SHIGURE!!!!...
Ayame: Hello Kiddies!
Your King (... queen?) is here!! Did ya miss me!? Ayame says while
striking a pose with a rose
Saki: Who are you?
Ayame: Oh my Oh
my! says Ayame very friendlily some new flowers have entered
Shi-chan's rotten house! Well no need to feel uncomfortable you may
serve your king too! Chop, chop!
Arisa: Are you ordering me
around! You little ...Arisa says very angrily but gets
interrupted
Mayu: heh, heh, heh laughs Mayu very hysterically
how dare you Ayame say that to MY students?
Mayu stops and
thinks about it... "Wait... I don't want Ayame to know I'm here!
I have to get away!"
Ayame: huh?
Shigure: oh Ayame by the
way these are Tohru's friends!
Ayame: Oh! Tohru's friends! How
wonderful! But I had completely forgotten about...
Mayu is trying
to sneak away now
Ayame: MAYU!!!!!
Mayu looks kind of pale
and keeps repeating "eh… eh... e...eh..."
Ayame: My!
My! If it isn't Mayu-chan! How glorious this day is turning out to be
indeed!!! Don't worry Mayu-chan! You can serve me too!!!
Mayu:
looks annoyed this is certainly a surprise to see you... Ayame...
she whispers under her breath angrilyI'm going to kill you
Shigure
Ayame: Well... I'll be right back!
Ayame went to call
get some tea in the other room
Arisa: Well since Tohru's not here
see ya
Saki: Yes. Also I sense an evil aura coming.
Shigure:
runs in front of door and blocks it you can't leave now! Soon ME
the GLORIOUS writer will...
Thump! Shigure is hit by the door and
Hiro steps in
Hiro: What do you want Shigure-san?
Shigure:
Shigure gets up Eh? Hiro what are you doing
here?
Hiro & Shigure conversation
At Hiro's house yesterday
ring, ring
Hiro:
Hello?
Shigure: Good, good! Hiro! Hey want to come over...
Hiro
hangs up on him
end of Hiro & Shigure
conversation
Hiro: Kisa couldn't make it so I came in her place.
-----------------Hiro and Kisa
conversation----------------------
earlier that day Hiro came
over to Kisa's house
Kisa: cough, cough... Oh hello there Hiro
says Kisa warmheartedly
Hiro: Hi Kisa are you okay? Want me to
do anything for you?
Kisa: cough, cough... No it's okay... You
kind of came over at a bad time though... because I'm about to go to
Gure-nii's house. He invited me yesterday
Kisa &
Shigure
yesterday
ring, ring
Kisa
picks up phone
Kisa: Hello?
Shigure: Ah! Hello Kisa! Would you
like to come over tomorrow?
Kisa: Huh? Why?
Shigure: We're
going to have a nice very small little party. Come, Come! Tohru will
be there too!! She's expecting you! So come, come, come!
end
of Kisa & Shigure conversation
Kisa:
cough, cough...
Hiro: eh!? Kisa! Are you sure!?
Kisa: Yes I'm
fine Hiro... I can't surely refuse an offer like this. Plus Tohru
might think I hate her. Kisa turns into tiger form
Hiro: EH!?
KISA! IF YOU'RE SOO SICK TO CHANGE FORMS YOU CAN'T POSSIBLY
GO!!
Kisa: Kisa growls sad little cute little growls to
Hiro
Hiro: Hiro whispers dang that stupid woman Well...
Kisa... If it means that much to you... you stay here and I'll go in
you're place okay?
Kisa: had content face on and smiles at
Hiro
Hiro: starts to blush err... no problem
Kisa
-------------------end of Hiro & Kisa conversation ----------------------
(back to main plot now V)
Shigure: Well it's all good you can make it too!
Mayu:
Shigure! You purposely made Ayame come too just to bother
me!
Shigure: Whatever are you talking about Mayu-chan? I would
never do such a thing!
Mayu: SHIGURE!!!
Mayu starts yelling at
Shigure
in the meantime
Saki and Hiro glare at each
other
Hiro: feels a sense of hate towards them you're stupid
lady's friends aren't you? Hiro says meanly
Arisa hits him &
Saki sends him electric waves (not too hard though because he's still
a kid) Hiro falls to go ground and says ack
Arisa: HOW DARE YOU
CALL TOHRU STUPID? WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? YOU LIL PUNK! Arisa
says very angrily
Saki: Don't EVER call Tohru stupid AGAIN!
Hiro:
I'll call her whatever I want you're not the boss of me!
Saki &
Arisa glare at Hiro and vice versa
Ayame: Well, well... What do
we have here!? I know! Now, now kiddies. No need to bicker over who
gets too worship my beauty first! You all will have your turn!
They
all stop what their doing and become quiet
Saki, Arisa, Hiro, and
Mayu: NO ONES FIGHTING OVER YOU!!!!
doorbell rings Shigure goes
over to greet the person
Shigure: Well, well another visitor!
Wonder who it is this time!
Shigure steps by the door and gets
run over by Kagura (the door is broken)
Kagura: says while in
devil form Wheeree isss Kkkyooo?
Arisa: Don't know where that
idiot, orange-top is...
Kagura looks at Arisa viciously
Pssssttt ZAP Kagura falls to the ground
Saki: She should wake
up in a few minutes
everyone but Arisa & Mayu looks at Saki
frightened
Ayame: dear, dear! You didn't have to kill her so you
can serve me first!
Shigure: heh eh heh...
Hiro: ...
doorbell
rings again
Shigure: Mayu-chan!!! Please answer the door!!! It's
a scary thing
Mayu: Mayu says annoyed gosh you little scaredy
cat
Mayu goes to the door and Momiji pops his head in the broken
door before she gets there
Momiji: Guten tag! Hello Mayu-sensei,
Hana-jima-sempai, & Uotani-sempai!
Mayu, Arisa, & Saki:
Momiji...
Shigure & Ayame: huh? No hello to us!?
Ayame: But
I am your king!!!
Momiji: Momiji ignores them Ohhh what happened
to this door!?
than Momiji steps in and tried to hug
Arisa
Arisa: Ugh... Get off a me you little squirt!
Hiro:
Momiji you need to act more mature. How old are you again?
Momiji:
says whiningly b...b...but! I just wanted to hug Tohru's
friends!
Ayame: Dearest Momiji it'll be okay... Especially since a
vision of loveliness is cheering you up!
Ayame is being
self-absorbed & Momiji walks away
Momiji: Hello
Hana-jima-sempai. How are you today?
Saki: I'm fine but I fear for
Tohru's safety. After all she IS living HERE.
Ayame realizes
Momiji isn't listening to him
Ayame: You don't want to listen to
this vision of loveliness with a very soothing voice? he sobs a
bit
Shigure: Don't worry Ayame. I'll listen to you
Ayame: Oh
Shi-chan! You'll always be my second lover!
Ayame and Shigure
have a moment
Ayame: That reminds me! He takes out cell phone
"Haa-san? This is Aya. GUESS WHAT!? I got to meet Tohru's
friends! And Mayu-chan is here! I think she is still super in
lo..."
Mayu snatches the cell phone
Mayu: Ayame!!!!! For
your own good I suggest you stop! says Mayu very angrily and
annoyed
Shigure: Oh come now Mayu-dear! Let Aya do what he does
best! Talk to Haa-san!
Mayu glares at Shigure and Ayame. They
both sit in a corner and sob
Mayu goes to other room and tried
to explain the situation to Hatori
Arisa: Hey little, punk come
here and play Dai Hin Min with us. You know how to play right?
Saki:
It would be most definitely pass the time till Tohru gets here.
Hiro:
WHAT!? WHEN THAT Stu...
Ends up playing with them
Hiro: So
how do you play again?
Arisa: Simple you just...
a shadow is
cast over them. At the broken door is Isuzu Rin
Rin:
Shigure-san... Are you finally willing to tell me the secret? And
what do you want for it? I'll do whatever you want.
Shigure: Oh
hello there Isuzu. How are you?
Mayu, Arisa, Saki: WHATEVER YOU
WANT!?
Arisa: Gosh Shigure... I knew you were perverted but really
to stoop down that low.
Mayu: Can't believe we used to date!
Saki:
Mayu-sensei, you used to date this sick man?
Mayu: EEK! thinks
oh krap I didn't want them to know that! a… a... a... well... IT
WAS MORE LIKE HE TRICKED ME!
Arisa: Shigure! How could you take
advantage of Mayu-sensei?
Mayu: ... yes I don't remember much...
HE MUST'VE DRUGGED ME AND RAPED ME AND DID OTHER STUFF WHILE I WAS
ASLEEP!!!
Mayu sits on the ground while Saki fans her
Saki:
There, there, Mayu-sensei...
Shigure: HUH!? IT...IT...IT... IT
WASN'T LIKE THAT!
They glare at him
Shigure goes back to
corner and sobs some more
Shigure: sniffle everyone
h...ha...h...hates meeeeee!
Arisa: you're right about that at
least.
Hiro: We going to play this card game or what?
Arisa:
Hold your houses little man.
Hiro: Stop calling me little... he
says angrily
Arisa: I'LL CALL YA WHAT I WANNA CALL YA! LIL
SQUIRT! BRAT! PIPSQUEAK!
Hiro: Well guess what!? TOHRU IS A STUPID
WOMAN! STUPID! STUPID! STUPID WOMAN!!!
Arisa pins him down and
Saki sends him electric waves
Arisa: What did we tell ya about
that, squirt?
Rin: Gure-nii... Who are those insolent
outsiders?
Arisa: WHO THE HECK YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING INSOLENT!?
YOU IGNORAMOUS!
Rin" HOW DARE YOU CALL ME AN
IGNORAMOUS!?
Arisa: IGNORAMOUS! IGNORAMOUS! IGNORAMOUS!!!!!
Rin:
WELL INSOLENT, STUPID OUTSIDER!!!!
Rin & Arisa glare at each
other
Saki: Shigure-san who is this woman?
Shigure: Oh yes...
I forgot to introduce you guys. This is Isuzu Rin. Isuzu these are
Tohru's friend's Saki Hana-Jima and Arisa Uotani.
Rin still
glaring at Arisa
Shigure: And this here is my dearest love,
Mayu-chan.
Rin changes her attention to Mayu
Rin: Are you
going to tell her and not me!? She so PLAIN, UGLY, AND OLD!
Mayu:
says angrily and annoyed Shigure... GET YOUR LIL WHORE AWAY FROM
ME AND SHUT HER MOUTH!
Shigure: eek... Rin please don't say such
mean things about Mayu-chan.
Rin: So you going to tell me or
not?
Shigure: ummm...
Ayame finally comes out from
corner
Ayame: RIN!HOW NICE TO SEE YOU BUT I SIMPLY CANNOT ALLOW A
MERE PEASANT SUCH AS YOURSELF TO STEAL ALL THE GLORY!!!!... errr... I
mean... you must be so ill Rin! Surely...
Ayame get his cell
out
Ayame: "Haa-san? Aya here again. GUESS WHAT!? Rin is
here! Yeah. YOU HAFTA COME HERE AND BE WITH ME! Err... I mean Rin.
YOU GOTSA COME HERE QUICKLY TO TREAT HER FOR ME! ... err... Her.
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE!!! SHE JUST FAINTED AGAIN AND
EVERYTHING...!"
Rin takes the phone
Rin: "Hatori
you come over here and I'll make sure your life will be a living
. You will not make me lose my chance to learn the secret! And if
you do come over I'll pssst... psst... pssttt... Got it?
Byes"
everyone looks at Rin
Ayame: NO WAY!!! RIN KNOWS
ONE OF HAA-SAN'S SECRETS!!! TELL ME! TELL ME! TELL MEEEE!!!!!!!
Rin:
There is no reason for me to tell you so off.
Momiji walks
with a bunch of candy and treats in his arms.
Momiji:
Hana-Jima-sempai would you like some?
Saki: No thanks Momiji. I
don't care for sweets.
Momiji: Oh Okays! More for me!
Arisa:
Kay we playing Dai Hin Min or not?
Everyone starts playing
p.s.
Kagura wakes up and starts playing
too
2 hours later
Kyo: The door is broken again...
Yuki: Why
is our door always like this? It seems we'll have to fix it again
later.
Tohru: Oh MY! This place is a mess! I'll have to clean it
up!
The three of them walk into the living room
Tohru: Oh
dear. Why is everyone lying asleep on the floor for? Why are they
here?
Kyo: Looks like they were playing Dai Hin Min again.
Yuki:
I'm surprised. Even Isuzu and Mayu-sensei are here. Is that
Ayame, Hiro, and Kagura?
Kyo: GACK! LET'S BURY THEM ALL
BEFORE THEY WAKE UP!!!!
Tohru: I suppose we should've told
Shigure-san that we were also going to visit my grandfather and eat
dinner.
THE END
