I was given permission for this by the hilarious Twilight Scribe, who originally made "Z Skit Theater", one of the funniest works in the Tales of Symphonia category. However, such fame comes with a price as we all know. He's bond to get imitators, such as myself hah. I may not be as funny, but I wanted to give this a try. Tell me what you think.

Disclamer: the idea of skits don't belong to me, they belong to Twilight Scribe. And tales of the Abyss doesn't belong to me… does anything?

Luke is normal, Guy is italic, Ion is bold.


"Ion, let me ask you something."

"What is it Luke?"

"You and Sync are both replicas of the original Fon Master, right?"

"That's right. The original Fon Master was deathly ill, so a replica seemed to be in order for him."

"Can't imagine an order without the Fon Master…"

"Yeah, so… why is it that whenever Sync uses that 'Akashic Torment' thing he doesn't faint and when you do it, you pass out?"

"Now that you mention it... Isn't Ion supposed to be the perfect replacement for the original Fon Master?"

"You're right of course. But there's a good reason for that."

"Really?"

"What is it?"

"…I can open doors." (Music note)


Wasn't that fun? Of course it was! But just because it was fun for me doesn't mean it's for you. So just like Scribe did in his first chapter of Z Skit Theater, tell me in a review of how you liked it, and how in character I was. If you want me to carry on, tell me.

The idea of this skit had always bugged me; sure it's not that big of a thing, but still. Sync WAS stronger, so what exactly was wrong with him? The door thing maybe?

See you in the big times

-Overlord