Title: Failure.
Fandom:Slayers.
Characters: Gaav.
Rating: R.
Gerne: Dark Humor.
Notes: Gaav is the best Slayers villian, even if his death was sort of anticlimatic. I'm going to make his rebirth even more so.


Failure.

I think I can resume my whole existence into a single word, failure. Not that I'm the angsty type that will bawl shit and mope around for nothing. But really, I was one big - emphasis on that one - sucking failure. To some point, the fact I'm having a recap of my life now that it's pretty much over is pathetic, but I guess it's something to pass the time.

This whole annihilation thing is not so bad once you get used to it, but it's lonesome as hell. I mean, fuck it, I haven't seen anyone else but me around here, so maybe I'm the only one, or maybe I'm cursed to spent eternity alone... or maybe I'm so much of a failure I got lost.

Wouldn't be the first time, you know? That's how I met my boy, Val, got lost around Ancient's land.

Val.

Another big failure, that one. But really, everything I do is somewhat jinxed to go horribly wrong in such stupid ways it's amusing. I laugh at some of my schemes sometimes, just because I remember them and how they went wrong and just laugh. Like how I got into this stupid human body. Talk about a failure, a Mazoku Lord, feared, powerful, devastating, Ruby Eye's perfect embodiment of chaos and destruction... and I get stucked into a human body, by no other than that pussy cat Aqua. Fuck, but wasn't that a failure.

And then the conscience thing. How do humans go around their little lives with it, I never really got a good hold of it. It was just a stupid buzz that got overly annoying when I was doing Mazoku Lord stuff. I used to enjoy evil before, but since I began this stupid reincarnating cycle, fuck, all the fun is gone.

Speaking of which, L-sama kinda burped just now.

That's the only explanation as to why I'm suddenly inhabiting a body again. Of course, it's a child and all, but I can feel the power inside. I wonder how long it took me to be reborn this time. A decade, a century? Although... this... this new mother of mine feels awfully familiar. Like a glimpse into the Sea of Chaos. Hn, curious. Oh well, at least I know that this time I wasn't born from a complete failure. Like last time... bad way to start life, that one. Leads straight to failure with capital L.

Mmm... warmth.

Bah, it'll all be failure again anyway.


"Lina?" Gourry looked up at his wife, blinking, "Is it supposed to glow like that?"

"Stop touching my belly!" The irritated redhead snapped back, holding her bulging stomach, "And yes, she's of course, a very powerful child, she's mine after all!"

"My, Lina-san," Xellos commented with a knowing grin, appearing out of nowhere, "Chaos certainly looms in your future."