PL: I thought this up while watching the anime. Very random. Complete crack. The usual, I suppose. But this one is just über-short.
Disclaimer: Let's list off: I'm female, I'm fourteen, I'm German, Swedish and Scottish but not Japanese. I think that it's safe to say that I don't own Howl's Moving Castle.
"Delightful! I haven't had a proper meal in ages!"
"We prepared this feast in celebration of your return, Your Highness. Eat to your heart's content."
Chomp! Chew chew. The prince froze suddenly and swallowed. He plucked a bit of the salad from his plate.
"Er…what is this?"
"Why, a piece of chopped turnip of course! You love turnips, so we put in as many as..Highness? Your Highness?"
A look of horror was plastered on the prince's face.
PL: Yeah. I'm a dork. But I'm your dork, eh? XD Reviews feed my ego. Flames make me laugh. Because seriously, what reason could anyone have to flame this thing?
