A/N: Okay so I decided to make a remake of my old crossover, because it was an epic fail and I sucked. Sorry if they're OOC; I just needed to start it off.
EDIT: I changed it so that Aradia won't be godtier yet, and she probably won't be until later on.
Be the young demigod. He is you.
Your name is PERCY JACKSON and you have no idea who these people are. First of all, having a meteor crash land in Camp Half-Blood was weird enough, but having 12 aliens? That is something the gods have to deal with.
"So, Seaweed Brain, did you mess up this time?" You turn you head and see Annabeth smirking at you, her hand on her side. You couldn't help but smile; She looked as beautiful as always.
"Soooooooo, Karkat, how will you get us out of this shit this time? Or will I have to save all your sorry asses AGAIN?"
You and Annabeth stare at them, not sure whether to scream or be interested. You didn't know they could speak English. Then again, they looked like humans, dressed like humans, and probably did things like humans.
The one who spoke stood up. She wore a grey jacket over a black shirt with the Scorpio symbol on. Her jacket had a torn sleeve on one arm. She had a confident expression on, a little bit too confident, you think. Perched on her nose was a pair of glasses, her orange eyes gleaming with excitement. One of her eyes was odd though; It seemed as if 6 smaller irises were surrounding the pupil. She had absurdly long hair reaching the end of her spine, and below that were blue jeans and a pair of red shoes. She had long horns that took the appearance of pincers and stingers. Not exactly comforting.
"Vriska," A boy no less than 13 got up, wearing a black sweater with a grey Cancer symbol imprinted on the chest. He had a grumpy demeanor, possibly because of his nubby horns, and glowered at the one who had spoken earlier. "You did not save our sorry asses and we probably would have managed to defeat the black king anyway even if you didn't fucking interfere. We had it UNDER CONTROL VRISKA! DO YOU HEAR THAT? WE HAD IT UNDER FUCKING CONTROL UNTIL YOU TOOK THE SPOTLIGHT AND KILLED HIM YOURSELF! YOU ALWAYS WANT ALL THE ATTENTION! ALL OF IT! I DON-" A girl covered his mouth, a girl wearing a black shirt with a libra symbol on it. She had sharp horns, and short hair reaching until her shoulders. A pair of red pointed glasses was donned on her, seemingly covering her eyes.
"As much as I agree with you, Karkat, we have some special guests to entertain over there."
Karkat, you assume is the boy, turned to face you. His face softened and turned into a confused expression. "Wait if he's a- Then that must mean-"
"Great job, Karkat! Thank you for stating the obvious!"
"Vriska shut up." the Libra girl muttered under her breath.
"Uh, we're actually jus-" Annabeth began, but she was somehow stopped by an unseen force.
This "Vriska" had her hands rested upon her head, smirking and chuckling to herself. "Well, my powers actually work on humans! So it was about the distance." Her grin widened and she dropped her arms to her sides. Annabeth was breathing fast. You rush over her to comfort her, wondering what that all about.
8e Vriska.
Wow, what dweebs. Dweeby lame dweebish dweeeeeeeebs! Still, there was some resistance in that girl. Annabeth Chase, you think. So the water guy was Percy, and they're half gods? You didn't like the fact you knew before they told you. Hmph. Oh well. At least you're still one step higher than these losers.
"What did you do to her?" Percy pretty much screamed to your ears.
"I didn't do shit, Jackson. By the way, her mind is messed up. What happened to you?" You smirk a little. You can clearly see the rage building up on their faces, just right after that little witty, sarcastic and snarky remark. "I bet that Luke boy died of embarrassment from you. Oh w8, he DID die because of you!" Oh shit man, you can't believe you're just tormenting a couple of strangers. But their memories make you laugh. Really? You suffered waaaaaaaay worse than they did. You didn't even shed a tear, boohoo.
"What do you know?" Annabeth asked, resentment in her voice. You almost just threw a fit right then and there.
"Oh, let's see⦠Everything." Nailed it. "End of the world, I died, blah blah blah, yep, that's pretty much the gist of it."
They just stood there, flabbergasted. You knew you were the best.
Terezi and Karkat continued to glare at you. They're still mad at you. You turn to look at everyone else. They all seemed to be oblivious to the situation, save for a certain seadweller.
"I wwouldn't expect less from you, you little manipulative landwwelling scum." You murmur a few curses towards Eridan, because fuck Eridan.
"Oh really now?" You know you can't really manipulate him; He's got a strong will and he's of a higher caste. Ideas roam around in your head, the chaos making it hard to form a clear thought. Suddenly, you find that you know what to do.
"I'm not the sour loser here. Unlike some people." Eridan just cursed under his breath, leaving you with your victorious grin.
"Wow." A confused Percy said after a minute's silence. "I do not know what just happened." Well, this can turn out quite well.
A/N: Rushed ending gah. Oh well. It's like 12 o clock in the evening and I lack ideas. Maybe tomorrow I can write a legit chapter. Anyways, review!
