Hi, I decided to make a Percy Jackson parody(ies). Enjoy.

Disclaimer: I don't own PJO or "Speak now", but I do own a blue teddy.


I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in
On a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying the wrong girl

I sneak in and see your friends
And her little rich family
All dressed in red
And she is yelling at a bridesmaid
Somewhere back inside a room
Wearing a gown shaped like a paint brush

This is
Surely not what you thought it would be
I lose myself in a daydream
Where I stand and say

Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the beach
Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said "speak now"

Fond gestures are exchanged
And the organ starts to play
A song that sounds like Tartarus

And I am hiding in the curtains
It seems that I was uninvited
By a arty bride-to-be

She floats down the aisle
Like a finishing girl.
But I know you wish it was me
You wish it was me (Don't you?)

Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the beach

Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said "speak now"

Don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the beach

Don't wait or say a single vow
Your time is running out
And they said, "speak now"

Oh Oh Oh! ( say a single vow... )

I hear the preacher say
"Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's the silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with shaking hands
All eyes on me

Relived looks from
the Aphrodite kids
But I'm only looking at you.

I am not the kind of girl
Who should be rudely barging in
On a white veil occasion
But you are not the kind of boy
Who should be marrying Rachel Dare!

A/N: I know, I'm a horrible person, but I couldn't resist making Rachel evil, though she isn't. Anyone who can throw a hair brush at the eye of a titan, is on my awesome list

( Ha! )

So don't say yes, run away now
I'll meet you when you're out
Of the church at the beach

Don't wait or say a single vow
You need to hear me out
And they said, "speak now!"

And you say
Let's run away now
I'll meet you when I'm out
Of my tux at the beach

Wise girl, I didn't say my vows
So glad you were around when they said
Speak Now


I'm sorry, please don't kill me, I heard the song and thought, 'Wow, this song works for Annabeth, if Rachel was a jerk and Percy married Rachel."