Our story begins at that one completely NON-canon Smash Mansion, where all those Smasher guys n' gals live, you know? Anyhoodly, everything was simply smashing, until...

"Hey, disgusting slobs!", Master Hand yelled, making Kirby & Nintendog look up from their food bowls as the far from disgusting or slob-like Princess Peach looked offended, "It looks like we've got some changes around here!"

"What exactly do you mean by that?" everyone asked fearfully at the same time.

"It seems that there are these, how you say "Competitive Players", who limit themselves to No Items-", as everyone gasped,

"Fox Only-", causing everyone except Fox to gasp yet again,

"Final Destination." *yet another gasp*

The Smashers were all in shock who could possibly live under those circumstances. I mean, seriously!? NO items!? If no food spawns, they'll starve to death! Well, back to the story.

"Well, it seems not everyone seems to settle under the same roof. That's why out tournament has been split into 2 departments. Which we call For Fun and No Fun Allo- erm, For Glory. We believe this will provide many options for all the different kinds of Smash Bros. players to choose from, even though it's just, you know, 2."

There was an awkward silence in the room, and you could tell there were some different opinions going on in those brains of theirs.

"Well, I for one know where I shall be spending my time!", Marth fabulously proclaimed. "I'm gonna be going with For Glory!", he added as he raised the Falchion in the air with a battle-ready determined face."

"Well, gosh, For Glory sure doesn't sound like much fun!", the Villager pointed out. "I'm not entirely sure, but I'm gonna make a guess that For Fun is more fun then For Glory. That's my choice! For Fun!", Villager cheered as he displayed the "For Fun! :)" patterned he whipped up all over the floor as he did the Shrunk Funk Shuffle.

"Oh! Uh, well, if you guys are gonna be taking sides, don't get into fights and blow the mansion up, kay?", Master Hand asked.

"What did you say, Master Hand?", Marth questioned.

"In Grima's name, I shall fight For Glory!"

"At least enjoy the pain, let's fight For Fun!"

The Smashers took their sides, and charged at each other, as backgrounds of flames and rainbows clashed against each other at equal strength.

...This is gonna be interesting.