Author note: This is just because my favorite author was bored of reading the same one shots over again, so I wanted to entertain her. I'm not going to say who it is, that would be too embarassing! (Its pretty obvious, CabbieFluffQueen)


She is a destructive person, destructive! I hate her!

No, that's a lie.. I could never hate her, I know that, everyone does.

It's an obvious well-known fact, it doesn't even have to be taught in school, its a natural instinct that every sentient being has when they are born.

I wish I could. She is destroying me! Its as if she's using a light saber to pierce me through my heart, every day!

Han solo has nothing on me!

You try to have feelings for cat and not be hot enough for her to notice you! Lets see if you are still that tough!

You can only date her if you're a cheater or have a blonde fetish!

No wait.. That was mean..

I'm just bitter because I'm friendzoned.

They should make it a slang, every time somebody gets friendzoned.. They got Robbie'd.

"I just wanna stay friends" "You Robbie'd me!"

Cat's the reason why I don't think those friendzone jokes are funny anymore.

She doesn't have a smile that could make the world smile with her..

But she has a smile that could make the sun rise again when its midnight.

Her smile can lift me up faster than a bodybuilder could.

Her dimples just make my stomach flutter, giving me a practical understanding of why they call it 'butterflies'. It just tickles me from the inside, especially when she laughs at one of my joke.

Or give me stomach ache when she flashes them flirtatiously to another guy.

I love her random way of thinking. She is unpredictable, I love that because predictable is boring, ask Beck if you don't believe me.

He likes unpredictable in a way that fights back, doesn't always do what he wants

I like unpredictable in a sense of being able to always pleasantly surprise with a lovely story, a heartwarming giggle, or beautiful optimism that the world should share with her. Stories about her brothers may be done a lot, but they never cease to amaze me.

Lovely stories she would share to her future husband..

Who wouldn't be me because I'm not good enough for her.

I just love her company in general. She tingled my heart by just existing, being close to me and just living.. But an empty world is left behind when the realization dawns on me.. That this same giggle will be for another guy.

A prince charming, not a geek charming. Those with flashing smiles that have looks and personality, will treat a girl nicely but can stand up for her if needed.

You know.. Everything I'm not.

He would caress her beautiful red hair while she looks lovingly at him, with a smile that is sought after by everyone.

A happy smile, a smile that shows she doesn't want more, she already has everything she wants. A smile that shows she's truly satisfied.

You know, like she could never be with me.

I remember when she kissed me.. It was a few years ago, and I don't remember all the details, but I remember what I felt. I remember the warm soft sensation that were pressed on my lips for longer then three seconds.

That's three seconds more then my other kisses!

But that was a stage kiss, what I remember better, because it happened recently..

Was a certain kiss at a certain school party.

When I connected my feelings to her with a single touch of the lips.

When she connected her feelings to me when she gently closed her eyes, and met my lips.

I was sure she would have continued if I didn't pull back softly to tell her about my feelings.

Why did she kiss back if she's just going to reject me every other time, or run away right after?

I have a plausible theory, even if I say so myself. You know that prince charming I was talking about?

She forgot that it was me that she was kissing, and not that prince charming guy. She ran away because she didn't want to hurt my feelings. She didn't want to face me on the fact that she had no feelings for me after she gave me a sparkle of hope.

How considerate.

Sometimes it looks like she flirts with me.. No wait, I'm sure that she flirts with me in these situations. It's probable because Cat is just a flirtatious person in general, or so that she could give me extra hope before she crushes it down. Maybe I'm just there to test her moves for when she meets her prince charming.

"Maybe I should flirt with Robbie so I have practice for when I meet an actual hot guy!"

"Hey Moose, want a Hamburger?"

I would want any hamburger that Cat baked especially for me. She didn't offer me any though, she only does that to people she's romantically interested in.

Only proves some more that she isn't romantically interested in me.

I can't really blame her to be honest. If I were her, then I wouldn't want to date me either.

She would be bullied for dating the puppet boy, not even mentioning my personality and especially appearance flaws.

If you want muscles, go hang out with Beck and Andre, don't hang with me.

Oh wait, if you are a sane person then you would already be hanging with them, not with me.

She always rejects me, because she has no feelings for that dirty ass stalking puppet boy.

I know I'll never have a chance with her, I don't even know why I keep trying, knowing that I will just get hurt in the end..

And middle

And beginning...

It's not because I'm stupid, I am a logical person, I know she doesn't like me and that I should just stop pestering her. In fact, most of the time I go to school with that in my mind, just so I can stop trying.

But my mind goes black when I see her.

I just walk up to her with a cheeky smile and try again.

I guess she isn't destructive, she did nothing wrong.

I, myself am self-destructive

I am the one pushing a light saber in my heart..

But I can't help it.