The Crack Fairy Visit

By Kayak 666

Chapter 1

A layer of fog has settled in a forest that river is running through. Dean appears out of the fog running the river. He is wearing leg chains with Benny running next to him. Benny has no leg chains.

"Dean this way. There's a shack over there." Benny insists.

Dean and Benny exit the river and head to the shack. Dean is having problems keeping up.

"Come on man. You're slowing us down. We don't want the warden to catch us." Benny warns.

Dean is confused and looks at the leg chains then says, "You try to run in things."

"I will. If we get caught," Benny replies.

They continue to the shack. There is an old man sitting on a boulder. The old man has one good leg the other is a stump. Coming out the stump is an axe. The old man looks at Dean, "Do you need help?"

"Yeah, could you cut these?" Dean asks pointing the chains and thinking this is a messed up 'Cool Hand Luke' scene.

The old man chops the chain in half with the axe. Dean can walk a little better. He thanks the old man. Dean and Benny continue down the road. The fog lift Dean can see the church. He heads for it. Benny is tagging along. They hear the dogs again.

"Those dogs are getting closer," Benny worries.

"Go without me," Dean replies to Benny.

Suddenly they hear a voice from the shadows, "What we have here is a failure to communicate."

"That line doesn't go hear," Dean thinks aloud.

A dog walks out of the shadows and replies, "It does if say it does."

"What the…" Dean starts to say.

"Holy hell," Benny replies.

The dog shifts into Cass. Benny's fangs come out. Benny attacks Cass. They fight for a bit. Dean is in shock so he just watches. Benny pins Cass against a tree and rips Cass's throat out with his fangs. Benny spits the pieces of meat with black goo. Cass isn't bleeding blood but black goo. Dean shakes out of his shock. He looks around and sees sword handles on the branches. Dean looks at Benny and angel wings appear on him.

"Sorry man, I need to fly." Benny says and flies away.

"An angel vampire, angpire, this is totally messed up." Dean responds.

Cass is all healed. Dean grabs a sword handle and pulls a sword from the tree. There is a cat in the tree above Cass. Cass has a strange smile on his face. The cat must not like Cass because it pees borax on him. While Cass is burning Dean swings his sword. Dean cuts Cass's head off. The head rolls away and the body drops. Out of the black goo that flowing out of the body several tiny Sams climb out covered in black goo.

The Sams say, "We're back in Black."

Dean wakes up as a small ball of light leaves his room. He shakes his head, turns on a light and says, "That was one messed up dream."

Dean, wearing only underwear, gets up and puts on the dead guys robe. He leaves room and heads to the common room.