- One Love, One Heart
- Chapter 1
My heart was pounding. My heart was racing faster than a NASCAR driver. He was right there. I couldn't believe it. Justin Gabriel is the HOTTEST person i've ever met in the entire world! The Sexy South African, as I like to call him, turned around and smiled at me! He'd just won the WWE Tag Team Titles with Heath Slater, who i've never liked before. Might as well go for it Kelly. You never know.. something could happen. My conscience was yelling at me. I walked over to him with a huge smile on my face. "Congrats Justin! You did very good tonight!" I said, trying not to sound too flirty, but not to sophisticated. "Thanks Kelly! You did very good out there with Edge! I was impressed.." He smiled so big that I thought I was gonna get sucked up into it. "Well, Edge taught me well. I was also trying to go for your style too! You know, you're kind of a High-Flyer.." I said, trying to make the converstation last longer. "I'm not that much of a high-flyer. You could call Rey Mysterio one.." He said back. "True.." Something dreadful happened next. The whore, Maryse (or what i call her, MANryse) came up to Justin and hugged him. That's right, she HUGGED him. "Congratulations Baby!" Maryse said in a flirty way. Justin quickly pulled her off of him. "Maryse, when will you realize that i'm not attracted to you anymore.." Justin said. "Who isn't attracted to me? I'm the sexiest diva in all of wwe!" "That's a lie.." I said under my breath. Obviously she heard me and she got up in my face. "Excuse me? What was that you just said?" She said, trying to sounnd macho.. "I SAID that's a lie.. Hornswoggle's ass is WAY more attractive than your manly face!" I screamed in her face. "Ladies.." Justin said, trying to break up the fight. Maryse did her little hand thing she does to everybody to Justin. "You don't talk to me like that!" Maryse demanded. "Uhm, sorry. I think i just did!" My instincts took over and I slapped her so hard that she fell to the floor! Woah, what a nice feeling that was! Maryse then got up and tackled me onto the floor. I tried to get her off of me, but Justin did it for me. He dropped his belt and then took her off of me. I noticed that the cameraman was filming us. He turned off his camera and said, "Woah, I think we could use this for a upcoming feud! I gotta show Teddy Long this! The camera man ran off to go tell him and I let out a huge scream that made me deaf! UGH, wwe really pisses me off.
