Fox rallied his team together. It s time to ask Nintendo to make us a new game that doesn t suck, and we don t want any ports or remakes as an excuse! Falco pulled out his blaster and shot Fox in the forehead. ...I can t let you do that, Star Fox... he said. He then took out a cyanide capsule and stuck it into Slippy Toad s mouth. He croaked and fell over. Falco laughed and flew the airwing directly into Nintendo s Headquarters. Ten days later, Sony invaded the ruins and found all of Nintendo s plans for their consoles and games. They copied all their wasted hard work and made lotsa profit.
The end.
