Disclaimer: I do not own Torchwood.
"What's that?" Jack peered over Owens shoulder.
"It's a couple name machine. You just put two names in, and it combines them to give you their couple name."
"What's Gwen and Jack?" Gwen asked hopefully. Owen typed it in.
"Gwack."
"You sound like a Demented Duck." Ianto appeared with a tray of steaming coffee mugs. Gwen looked crestfallen.
"what about Jack and Ianto?"
"Janto."
"Much better.
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