Ever wondered what happens "behind closed doors" in the Seireitei? Maybe it's a good thing it stays that way…
The characters make the show – and the random scenes I create. Although the Bleach characters, world, and terms are not my own, I do take these random and humorous clips from my many musings of what happens in their spare time…
The Bleach Scene
"Explain to me again what a Shinigami does," Ichigo said.
Rukia dove for the nearest pad of paper. Ichigo raced to intercept her.
"Not like that!" he burst.
His perfectly aimed tackle jarred against Rukia's outstretched foot. He slipped to the ground. Rukia turned away and began to scribble madly upon the paper. A second later, she sat up with the notebook fashioned like a whiteboard. Ichigo glared at her.
"You are a Shinigami for now," Rukia explained, pointing to a rabbit that resembled Hello Kitty more than it did Ichigo.
She flipped the page.
"You use your Zanpaktou-"
Now the Hello Kitty bunny held a butter knife three times bigger than it. A demonic scowl was drawn several inches too wide for the bunny's small face.
Rukia flipped the page again.
"-to fight off Hollows, which are your enemy."
The Ichigo-bunny was now fending off a black bunny. It had a large hole in the center but it still had its adorable face. Ichigo stared at the picture.
"You're pictures make it so much worse…"
Rukia slammed the drawing pad over his head. Ichigo face-planted into the ground. Rukia smothered his face further into the ground with her foot.
"You arrogant boy! How dare you mock my works of art!"
"Art? A second-grader could do better!" Ichigo forced out.
Rukia growled and removed her foot. She folded her arms and looked away. "Just remember think of Hollows as the stains of this world and the Shinigami is the bleach that gets the stains out."
Ichigo looked up at her. "You're poetry's even worse."
She kicked him.
