It's Dare Time: The Mythical Reboot!

By LunaTheMoonGuardian

"Magolor, does this black eyeshadow look good on me?"

Marx's eardrum-bursting scream of a question reached Magolor's ears at a speed that would put Sonic to shame. The Halcandrian bolted over to Marx's makeup room, only to find out that Marx had somehow pseudo-transformed into a cross between Lady Gaga and a teenage goth girl.

Magolor shouted in an odd snooty tone, "Oh my NOVA, Marx, you look so ugly!"

Marx responded with a sigh, "I knew it was going to be too much," and then playfully yelled, "Only for a potato like you, Mags!"

The jester then dashed away from Magolor, still wearing his meat dress and his waffle hat that bore a borderline MS Paint quality-if it was drawn by a five-year old, that is-Meta Knight mask. "Catch me if you can!" said Marx while flipping his hair like Justin Bieber.

"Seriously, Marx, we're running late here! The show's about to start!"

"Fiiiine. Let's get this thing over with."

Meanwhile, a typically asocial person with bony skin-your average next-door recluse-randomly walked out on a stage that looked like it was an import from the Las Vegas Strip. She was wearing a black-and-blue dress and black heels solely for the fact that this was 'a special occasion'. So much smoke erupted from the stage's special effect machines that it gave forest fires a run for their money. She casually walked from her 'The Voice' chair over to the front of the glitzy stage to introduce herself and the show.

She announced, "Hello there, ladies, gentlemen, fangirls, and sheep! My name is Luna, and this is the It's Dare Time Show...the reboot, that is."

Marx and Magolor then magically teleported next to the girl. Magolor stated, "Uh, Luna, there's only crickets here."

Luna then glanced at the 'audience', only to realize that it was as vacant as Death Valley, save for the faint chirping of the cursed insects. "Oh, right...let's just play pretend from here on out."

Luna then continued, "This is a production from Spinning Chairs Co. and Shiny Desu-"

Marx suddenly asked in a complaining tone, "How on Popstar is this a reboot? It's the same thing as last time!"

"Well, at least it isn't written like a chatroom that was hosted by a drunk person! Oh, and you also have a pie cannon instead of a banana one."

"Close enough. Er, I mean, not similar enough..."

The not-so-eager host resumed her announcement. "Warning, this story will feature OOC characters..."

Meta Knight materialized out of thin air and said in Barry White's voice, "Senpai, you look goood today."

"...Potentially tasteless jokes..."

Magolor screamed to Marx, "You're a butt!"

"...And utter randomness of the highest (lowest) quality!"

Marx said, "I'm Jester. Marx Jester."

And then Escargoon, who was in a turbo bathtub filled with gravy, crashed into and smashed the stage into bits.

Luna sighed as she emerged from the rubble of the now-ruined stage. "So send in your dares today...!"

Marx approached the girl and said in a saccharine voice, "Turn that frown upside down, Luna! This'll be like a cartoon; the stage will repair itself any moment now!"

Luna mentioned, "Oh, and one more thing. From now on, I will do ten dares per chapter, no more, no less."

Magolor let out an 'Ahem' and said, "Goodbye..."

Marx shouted as he shot a cherry pie at the screen that divides him and the readers of this fanfiction. "...and cherry pie!"