40 Ways to Irritate, Annoy and Completely Piss Off Captain Spaz (AKA; Kenji Matsuda from Versus).

Call him a fairy

Call Kazuhito a fairy

Call Kazuhito Little Bo Peep

Call him the Iron Chef and ask him were his giant potato masher is

Steal his butterfly knives

Steal his tie

Wear his tie

Dress like him

Try and out-do him is the weird-face-making department

Hug him

Hug Arai in front of him

Tell him Arai hugs better

Tell him you love him

Tell him you love Kazuhito

Tell him Kazuhito loves you

Tell him Kazuhito went off with Arai

Tie him to a chair and tell him Kazuhito went off with Arai

Sing to him

Give him one girl and one arsehole and tell him he can't hurt them

Finish all your sentences with "its orders"

Slap him and tell him Arai told you to

Tie him to a tree in the middle of no where

Tell him Tak says "hi" at really annoying times of the day (like 2 in the morning)

Put little ponytails in his hair

Give him a butterfly tattoo

Tell him Arai loves him

Tell him Sakaki loves him

Tell him Watabe loves him

Have an affair with Kazuhito

Give him a gherkin and tell him to kill some one with it (That's for Mistigri)

Arrest him, and stage an escape elaborate plan involving Tak and a forest of zombies

Tell him he makes a good zombie

Arrest him, but don't arrest Kazuhito

Expose him to any Arai/Kazuhito fan sites that might be out there

Tie him to a chair and let Arai have him way with him

Tie him to a chair and have Kazuhito walk past him at random intervals

Every time he laughs; slap him

Walk around behind him, and poke him whenever you get the urge to

When he wakes up be there, dressed like Prostitute McBiker Slut, and grin retardedly at him

Kill Kazuhito. Elaborately. While you make him watch. Then run like Hell