40 Ways to Irritate, Annoy and Completely Piss Off Captain Spaz (AKA; Kenji Matsuda from Versus).
Call him a fairy
Call Kazuhito a fairy
Call Kazuhito Little Bo Peep
Call him the Iron Chef and ask him were his giant potato masher is
Steal his butterfly knives
Steal his tie
Wear his tie
Dress like him
Try and out-do him is the weird-face-making department
Hug him
Hug Arai in front of him
Tell him Arai hugs better
Tell him you love him
Tell him you love Kazuhito
Tell him Kazuhito loves you
Tell him Kazuhito went off with Arai
Tie him to a chair and tell him Kazuhito went off with Arai
Sing to him
Give him one girl and one arsehole and tell him he can't hurt them
Finish all your sentences with "its orders"
Slap him and tell him Arai told you to
Tie him to a tree in the middle of no where
Tell him Tak says "hi" at really annoying times of the day (like 2 in the morning)
Put little ponytails in his hair
Give him a butterfly tattoo
Tell him Arai loves him
Tell him Sakaki loves him
Tell him Watabe loves him
Have an affair with Kazuhito
Give him a gherkin and tell him to kill some one with it (That's for Mistigri)
Arrest him, and stage an escape elaborate plan involving Tak and a forest of zombies
Tell him he makes a good zombie
Arrest him, but don't arrest Kazuhito
Expose him to any Arai/Kazuhito fan sites that might be out there
Tie him to a chair and let Arai have him way with him
Tie him to a chair and have Kazuhito walk past him at random intervals
Every time he laughs; slap him
Walk around behind him, and poke him whenever you get the urge to
When he wakes up be there, dressed like Prostitute McBiker Slut, and grin retardedly at him
Kill Kazuhito. Elaborately. While you make him watch. Then run like Hell
