Okay! This is a bit of an AU. Sasuke has a demon here! Now before any one gets pissed, yes! This story I came up with from reading, Of Demons, Mates and What the Fuck?! By Plain Jane Is A Vampire, okay?!!! But I can tell you this will turn out to be soooooooo totally different! Thank you for reading! Please review!

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Naruto sat at the end of the bar. He started down at the cup of alcohol that sat in front of him. With a sigh he laid the money down and told the bar keeper they could have it or throw it away, he didn't care.

We began to walk away back to his house. He had tomorrow off. That was just great. Life hadn't been what he'd expected after Sasuke came home. With him he brought some knowledge Naruto already knew but didn't want to face.

He knew why he didn't have a family. He knew who they where. In fact most people did. They just never realized who is dad where until he grew up. Now he looks just like him. But he refuses to be like him.

But that wasn't the only news he brought with him, no the stupid basterd had to go and get a demon sealed inside him. But it is kind of funny because his demon is a girl so he has really girly moments.

He walked over to the village gate. That was another bad thing, now the whole damn village knew, they gave him so many frigged days off it wasn't funny, and he wasn't allowed to leave the damn village.

"Naruto?" the gate opener called. "Sorry you know we can't let you out of the village." He looked a little sad. Naruto paid no attention to that. He never did. He just sighed and walked the other way. He did the same thing every damn day.

When he was out of sight of the Guard, Naruto jumped the fence. He quickly took off running till he reached a small burned down house. He breathed in deeply when he walks into the remains of the house. It still smelt of peppermint. Naruto grimaced. Peppermint and beer.

In front were 3 pictures. One of a man with bright blond hair and deep blue eyes, a woman with light brow hair and dark green eyes, and the last a girl who looked no more than 8. She had bright blond hair too, but dark green eyes.

Naruto sat on his knees looking at the pictures. He pulled his back pack off. He pulled out a bag of peppermint candy. He set in on the grave of the woman.

"Hey mom" Naruto said "How have you been?" he smiled. The pulled out a bouquet of poppies. He set those on the girl's grave. "Hey big sis, how you been?" he looked at his watch and cursed.

"Bye mom, bye sis. I'll come visit again soon." Naruto got up and walked over to the last grave. He kicked dirt on it and spit. "Bye dad." He sneered and walked away.

Naruto jumped the fence and ran back to his house. He unlocked the door and stepped in hopefully he beat the old lady here. He walked in carefully looking around.

"Nice of you to join me, Naruto." Tsunade sat at the table drinking a cup of tea with Sakura at her right cleaning the kitchen.

"Your house is a mess Naruto!" Sakura called when he came into her view.

"Yeah, yeah I know." Naruto said and went to his bed room. Every night was the same. They would be here. It wasn't that they even cared. It was because if he where to, oh say, kill him self, the seal on the Fox demon would break.

Now don't you dare think that! Sakura would be here if you didn't have me, and so would the old bag in there.

Yes, but I wouldn't need them with out you, and I don't need them with you. Got that? Ya damn fox.

I can kill you from the inside out, boy. Remember that.

Then you die too. It only works if I kill myself. And that's not gonna happen.

You've thought about it more than once.

Shut up. I don't need to think of how I could be alone to do something like that with the grandma next door, she will figure it out so fast I wont have time to seen the chain she puts me on.

That's it. What happed to the little boy that would get into a yelling match in his own head? Who said-the incredibly annoying- saying "Believe It!" every ten seconds?? Who said it in his SLEEP! Get up. Where going out.

How bout I stay here and….HEY! I DID NOT SAY IT IN MY SLEEP!

So says the one who was passed out. Now get up before I-

"Naruto! That's it! Get up! You and Sasuke have a mission! Well that get you out of this slump??" Tsunade was standing in his door way, yelling, fun.

"Let me guess" Naruto said. "You think I'm in a 'slump' and a mission will make it all better. But you also think I'm suicidal. So I can't have a solo mission. But Sakura has work to do, and you think I would go crazy with Kakashi, so Sasuke is the next strong enough to stop me from killing my self right? I think I'll pass."

"Its not one you can reject, dope." Sasuke suddenly came up from behind the old bag.

"Okay! Everybody out of Naruto's house!" Naruto said throwing a pillow over his head.

"NARUTO! Get dressed or I will have Sasuke do it for you." With that Tsunade shut the door leaving Naruto with Sasuke all alone in the dark room.

"Have I ever told you that I hate you?" Naruto said turning on his light.

"Yes. You have. And it's getting old." Sasuke replied. Naruto turned to look at him; it was then that he realized that Sasuke was in his street clothes.

"What kind of missions are we going on?" Naruto asked looking Sasuke up and down.

"Well I wasn't supposed to tell you, but my mission is to take you out on a date. Your mission is to have fun on said date."

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He looked like he was about to kill something is a very gruesome way. Yeah, I was gonna pay for telling but he would have figured it out when he went to bed tonight and thought the day over, so now it was better now then when I'm about to fall asleep and he burned down my house.

"ON HELL NO!" He yelled. This was the first I' seem him like this since he dragged me back hear….. Yeah that's a fun memory.

"TSUNADE!" wow he was pissed. "NO WAY IN HELL!! NOT NOW OR EVER! I AM NOT GAY!" he thought the door open and was looking right in the old bats eyes. And boy, she was more pissed than he was.

I bet you feel rejected.

Shut up.

Why? You're the one that's in love with him. How dose knowing he won't even go on one little date with you feel?

Ok stop with that. Now.

You should do that Sasuke. Tell the blond idiot how you feel

I'm not a chick, I don't do that.

No but you will.

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"You are going on the date with him." Tsunade said sternly. "You will go today. Try it out if you don't like the idea of being with Sasuke, then you'll be alone forever. Every one else is taken."

"I. Am. Not. Gay." Naruto said it slowly letting it sink in. "And I am used to being alone. Grew up like that, when he left, lived like that again, I think I will be just fine."

"Naruto you are not fine. Just go, please." Sakura said he eyes pleading.

"God I hate you all." Naruto turned and went into his room.

A few minutes later he came out in a pair of jeans with holes in them and a black shirt.

"Is that what you're going in?" Sakura asked.

"Yes. And no I won't change, let get this over with." Naruto grabbed Sasuke's hand a dragged him out the door.

Sasuke was trying not to hyperventilate.

---------------------------------------------------------------The restaurant.-dinner------------------

Naruto look and the menu the waitress had brought him and his "date". Every thing was either in French, cots too much, or both!

Naruto put the menu down and looked at watch. It was only 8. The old bat said he better not come back till one at the earliest. Crap.

At that moment the waitress came back and asked what they would like.

Sasuke order something Naruto didn't understand, then asked what he would like.

"Nothing for me." Naruto said looking out the window.

"Naruto, just order something."

"I'm not hungry."

"If you don't, I will order for you."

"I. Am. Not. Hungry."

Sasuke looked to the waitress and said something Naruto didn't know again. He looked down at menu and saw what he had order for him. The most expensive thing on the damn menu.

"Why did you do that?' Naruto said angrily.

"Because I know you'll eat it."

"Why do you say that?"

"Because you've seen the price and feel bad if you don't eat at least some."

"sigh" Naruto closed his eyes.

Just give in. he's not as much of an ass whole as you think. And he's not half bad looking. In truth he looks really hot.

Great. I have a gay demon fox inside my body.

Hey I was saying it for your benefit. Either way……..

What?

Nothing.

Before Naruto could persist the food arrived. He looked down at the food. It smelled amazing. It was mostly noodles too, so that was good. But Naruto was too stubborn to eat it.

He looked up at Sasuke how was taking a bite of his food. He looked away out the window.

Then he felt something hit his face. He looked down at the piece of paper. He opened it and nearly tore it to shreds. The message read

"Eat it or I will feed it to you. Understand?"

Naruto took a pen from his pocket and wrote his message back.

"Never. You can try if you like, but you'll pull back a stub."

Sasuke was loving this, he wrote back once more.

"We'll see about that"

He smiled at Naruto as he tightened his teeth. Sasuke reached over and picked up

Naruto's fork took some noodles on it and lifted it to his face. Naruto jaw tightened.

Never

Just open you mouth.

No.

You're acting like a 3 year old.

And I care because?

Naruto was taken out of his conversation by a swift kick to his shin.

"Ow! Why you-mnhp!" Sasuke took the moment to shove the fork in his mouth.

He removed the fork and sat back down. Naruto chewed and swallowed. It was pretty good. But the he saw a small green thing in the mix. He picked it up and looked it over carefully. An idea came to his mind

"Shit" he mutter. Sasuke looked at him. "Their green peppers. I'm allergic." Naruto said shrugging.

"And what happens when you eat them?" Sasuke asked taking a bite.

"My air way closes up." Naruto took a drink from his glass of water.

"Why are you so calm? Twitch twitch" Sasuke asked.

"Because I didn't eat enough for anything to happen. Can we go now?" Naruto asked.

You are a horrible liar.

Shut up.

"If it will make you happy." Sasuke and Naruto both pulled out their wallets.

"Naruto, do you not understand the concept of a date even if you had no choice in coming?"

"Do you understand that there is no way in hell your pay the whole thing by yourself?"

Then Naruto tossed his wallet to Sasuke, totally stunned. Sasuke smiled knowing what had happened.

"Seems like the he's on mine side."

You did not just do that.

Sorry kit. I did

Have I ever told you how much I hate you?

As a matter of fact you have. Now let's get going.

Naruto glared at Sasuke for a look moment before walking out to the door. He looked around for the old bat, she had giving them a rid and was going to take then to the next thing they where going to have "oh so much fun" on. Great.

When he saw Sasuke get in to a black car at one side of the parking lot he almost screamed. The old bat much have drove his car when they where eating. Sasuke pulled up to the side walk where Naruto stood trying not to explode.

"What? Come on, get in."

Naruto just stood there. "What?"

"Go to hell" Naruto turned and began to walk away. Sasuke fallowed with the car.

"Didn't you ever learn if you can't be polite dot say anything at all? " Sasuke smirked.

"I don't know how to say fuck you politely" Naruto said.

"And where might you be going? Its 7 blocks to Lee's house and he lives 6 blocks from you!"

"I don't care. I have tomorrow off."

"Don't tell her I told you but if tonight didn't go well she's gonna hand cuff us together. And I don't think you want that."

Naruto opened the door of the car and got in. He never would admit it but he felt a sense of safety in his car. He hadn't felt anything like it in along time. It was like breathing for the first time.

Soon he found himself in a move theater. Then soon after in the parking lot again. He'd been so rapped up in thought he hadn't seen one bit of the movie. He looked around. Sasuke was getting in his car. He looked down at his watch. 11:00 it read.

Crap, crap, crap, crap, crap, crap. Now what are we gonna do? If I go home, the bat will be there, and I like not being handcuffed to the guy with Chicken Butt for hair. If I don't go home, she'll think something that WILL NEVER EVER HAPPEN, happened.

I wonder how fast he is...mmmmmm.

Why are you fighting so hard? Just go with it. If it's meant to happen, it's gonna happen no matter how much you don't want it to.

Naruto look at the door handle. He got another idea.

Maybe you're right. I shouldn't be trying so hard.

No I AM right. Just go with it.

Naruto place a hand on the handle. The suddenly, he pushed all the chakra out of his body. Then he flooded his system with the Kyuubi's chakra. This was always stressing on his body, so much so the Kyuubi was pushed into a deep sleep. This meaning he couldn't make Naruto's body turn back around in he tried to walk away.

As soon as Naruto was sure the Kyuubi was out cold, he turned and ran as fast as possible (for a ninja) in the opposite direction of his house. In fact, he was headed for the side of Konoha that the poorer side lived.

He ran till he got to the gate. Not caring if anyone saw him, he hopped the fence and ran to the small burnt down house that had once been his home.

"Hey mom, hey sis" he said between gasps from running so far.

He sat down in corner and closed his eyes. No one ever said he had to go back. And they would put him down as a runaway. Not a treat. Naruto Shudder at that, the thought of getting caught and getting drug back here. Yeah no, thank you.

"You know you're not supposed to leave the village." A voice spoke softly from the entrance to the house.

So! That was it! Let me know what ya think? Should I keep going? Or stop? Let me know