A/N: This is a fic I am working on with a friend of mine.
Do not worry, I am still working on The Bet :)
Also, Kenny might be a bit out of character.
Kyle's POV:
Weird things happened in South Park all the time, alien abductions, crab people, hell, we even have Jesus living in our town. However, despite all these weird things, nothing was as weird as what happened to Stan, Cartman, and myself last week.
It started out like any other Wednesday, Cartman was ripping on me for being a Jew, and I was calling him a fat ass, and Stan was just standing there looking fed up with our fighting, when all of the sudden, I started yelling at Cartman, but the words that came out of my mouth, were so fast it sounded like I was a tape that had been sped up x 1000. I didn't know what was happening, so I decided to run to the nurse's office to see what was what. The weirdest part, was that I arrived there less than a second later, even though I was on the other side of the school. It was then that I realised that I had developed super powers.
It didn't seem logical, I wasn't bitten by any mutant bug, and I hadn't been exposed to any chemical waste, it just didn't make any sense.
My day had only gotten weirder from there.
In third hour, Gym, we were playing kick ball, when Stan sudden sprouted claws and fangs during the game, I soon learned that he could also smell, hear, and see things way better than a normal person could, I guess he developed some sort of power like Lucas Winnick from No Ordinary Family or something.
Cartman's powers were what scared me the most, during Science class, I learned that he could read minds, he knew all the answers, and there wasn't anyway he could have been cheating, unless he read the teacher's mind, and I knew he wouldn't know the answers on his own. My fears were confirmed when he asked me about a certain person I had been thinking about earlier.
Cartman reading minds, this isn't going to end well.
Out of all of us, Kenny was the only one who didn't develop powers, which I found kind of strange, usually when something weird happens, it happens to all four of us, and sometimes Butters, however, he hadn't gained any special abilities either.
This is way more than just pretending to be super heroes like we did when we were younger, this is real life, how we were going to deal with our new found abilities, I had no idea, I just hoped we'd make it out alive.
Kenny's POV:
I slammed my fist on the table, it didn't seem fair that Kyle, Stan, and Cartman got to have powers that people actually remembered, whereas I had to kill myself, literally, to make people see that I had a power, and even then, they still didn't remember!
It didn't seem fair, that they got all the glory, while I was always shoved into the background, nearly fading into obscurity.
I knew I sounded like a selfish and envious bastard, but after years of this, it was a bit hard not to be bummed about everything.
"Is everything okay, Kenny?" Kyle asked. I let out a sigh, I had forgotten that I was currently sitting at the lunch table.
"It's fine." I replied, trying to keep the anger out of my voice.
"What's the matter, Kinny, did one of your hoes turn out to be a man again?" Cartman asked with a snort.
"No, and that never happened in the first place." I growled, my old Mysterion voice coming out.
"Kenny, if you're upset that we got powers and you didn't-"
"I'm not upset okay?" I said, cutting Stan off. I knew that it was no use being rude to my friends, that wouldn't help anything. However, there was something I could do, something that would get me noticed by everyone, I just hoped it wouldn't hurt my friend too badly.
