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AN:I was watching the 'Don't Trust Me' music video and thought how funny would it be if it Geoff and Trent who were in this?

Don't Trust Me

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A GLOBAL VIRUS OF CATASTROPHIC PROPORTIONS HAS ATTACKED THE ENTIRE MALE POPLATION....

ONLY TWO MALE MODELS FROM COLORADO SURVIVE....

THIS IS THEIR STORY...

EXPLOSION NOICE AND SEE TWO GUYS TURNED AROUND,BEING COVERED BY turn around to reveal they are only in their underwear and the blond starts tooo sing.

Geoff:Black dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last cigarette on my teeth,
And shes an actress, Trent:actress,
Geoff:But she ain't got no need.
Shes got money from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him.

They change into dress pants with a button down shirt and a tie.

Both:She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Trent:Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me.

Their dressed like high school wrestlers.

Geoff:X's on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like the bands.
And your setlist Trent:setlist,
Geoff:You stole off the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the page.
Trent:B-b-b-bruises Geoff:cover your arms,
Shaking in the fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is Trent:best is,
Geoff:No one knows who you are,
They are now dressed like cave men in a photo shoot.

Geoff:Just another girl alone at the bar.

Both:She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Trent:Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me.

Trent goes in front of the camera and acts like a robot.

Trent:Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said,Both: Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.

They're back tto the dressy outfits and are taking photos.

Woah, woah, woah...

Geoff slides off a table while some girl is taking his picture.

Both:She wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Trent:Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me

They look at the camera,run, and their is an explosion.

TRANSMISSION TERMINATED...