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AN:I was watching the 'Don't Trust Me' music video and thought how funny would it be if it Geoff and Trent who were in this?
Don't Trust Me
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A GLOBAL VIRUS OF CATASTROPHIC PROPORTIONS HAS ATTACKED THE ENTIRE MALE POPLATION....
ONLY TWO MALE MODELS FROM COLORADO SURVIVE....
THIS IS THEIR STORY...
EXPLOSION NOICE AND SEE TWO GUYS TURNED AROUND,BEING COVERED BY turn around to reveal they are only in their underwear and the blond starts tooo sing.
Geoff:Black
dress with the tights underneath,
I got the breath of the last
cigarette on my teeth,
And shes an actress,
Trent:actress,
Geoff:But she ain't got no need.
Shes got money
from her parents in a trust fund back east.
T-t-t-tongues always
pressed to your cheeks,
While my tongue is on the inside of some
other girls teeth,
T-tell your boyfriend if he says hes got
beef,
That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't f*cking scared of him.
They change into dress pants with a button down shirt and a tie.
Both:She
wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll
never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Trent:Don't trust a ho,
Never
trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me.
Their dressed like high school wrestlers.
Geoff:X's
on the back of your hands,
Wash them in the bathroom to drink like
the bands.
And your setlist Trent:setlist,
Geoff:You stole off
the stage,
Had red and purple lipstick all over the
page.
Trent:B-b-b-bruises Geoff:cover your arms,
Shaking in the
fingers with the bottle in your palm.
And the best is Trent:best
is,
Geoff:No one knows who you are,
They
are now dressed like cave men in a photo shoot.
Geoff:Just another girl alone at the bar.
Both:She wants to touch me
(Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll never leave me
(Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Trent:Don't trust a ho,
Never trust a
ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me.
Trent goes in front of the camera and acts like a robot.
Trent:Shush
girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your
hips.
I said,Both: Shush girl shut your lips,
Do the Hellen
Keller and talk with your hips.
I said, Shush girl shut your
lips,
Do the Hellen Keller and talk with your hips.
They're back tto the dressy outfits and are taking photos.
Woah, woah, woah...
Geoff slides off a table while some girl is taking his picture.
Both:She
wants to touch me (Woah),
She wants to love me (Woah),
She'll
never leave me (Woah, woah, oh, oh),
Trent:Don't trust a ho,
Never
trust a ho,
Won't trust a ho,
Won't trust me
They look at the camera,run, and their is an explosion.
TRANSMISSION TERMINATED...
