Tales of Symphonia Bloopers
Disclaimer: I do not own Tales of Symphonia. Plain and Simple. Get it through your heads!
Summery: Yes folks! It's back! The Blooper fan fic has returned! And hopefully, it's better than ever! Come and join us in Namco studios where we go behind the scenes. Just beware of a crazy little angel called Mithos, a ticked off director, and a cast unlike the world has ever seen! Seriously...
Important Note: I am not copying this idea from FreekyAnimegal. I have a different style. LOL
But I would like to thank her for inspiring me to bring the old blooper back from the dead! Thank you very much, Freekyanimegal! n.n
Blooper Reel 1: Just another day
At the VERY begining.
Kratos gets ready to say the prologe. "Are you sure this is right?" Kratos raised an eyebrow.
"Yes! Now take places everyone. Ready? Annnddddd...Action!" The director told him and started the scene.
The music comes in and Kratos begins his lines.
"Once upon a time, there existed a great tree of-" Kratos started.
"MARTEL!" Mithos' voice boomed in.
"What the hell?" Kratos went bug eyed.
Mithos comes running in and hides behind Kratos.
"Martel! Call off the wild beast you call your "fiance!" Mithos squeeked as Yuan entered the room.
"Where are you, Mithos?" Yuan looked mad and had his weapon out as well.
"Yuan, please!" Martel tried to calm him down.
"Cuuuuut! Mithos! Yuan! You two ruined the scene!" The director shouted through his megaphone.
"It's his fault! He stole the ring I was going to give to Martel!" Yuan pointed accusing Mithos.
"So? You never give it to her in the game." Mithos narrowed his eyes.
"That's it! Spark wave!" Yuan casted his spell.
"NOT ON THE SE-!" Kratos and the director shouted before the set went "Kaboom!" thanks to Yuan's spark wave.
Everyone was still alive, but the set was no more.
"YOU DESTORYED THE SET! THIS IS COMING OUT OF YOUR PAYCHECK, YUAN!" The director shouted outloud.
"What? Nooooooo!" Yuan complained.
"Ha! Sucker." Mithos smirked.
However Martel pulled on Mithos' ear. "Mithos, the ring, now." Martel said.
"Okay, okay! Just quit it!" Mithos said through his pain..
Yuan and Kratos sweatdropped as they saw Martel recive the ring from Mithos. "Why didn't you just do that, Yuan?" Kratos asked.
Yuan silently wept.
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At the very begining...AGAIN!
"Okay, let's try this again. We managed to find a new set in the end. Okay then, ready...And action!" The director sighed.
Music starts up again.
"Once upon a time, there existed a giant tree of-" Kratos started again.
"DAD!" Lloyd appeared in the set. "Do you know where I left my swords? Genis was snickering for some reason and I can't find them." Lloyd asked.
Kratos did a anime fall. "Lloyd! We are filming! Couldn't wait until we were finished?" Kratos said angerly.
"You were filming?" Lloyd tilted his head to one side like the baka he was.
" Cut! There was a sign saying "DON'T DISTURB!" Can't you read?" The director hissed.
"Oh that, let's see..."Don't bring ruin manaics?" Lloyd tried to read the sign.
"My son can't even read?" Kratos turned a little purple.
"Nah, I'm just kidding, I knew it said "Don't disturb." Lloyd grinned.
"THEN GET OUT OF THE SET!" Everyone in the room besides Lloyd shouted and Lloyd ran out as if his life depended on it.
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At the Begining ( I swear this is last time. XP)
"Okay...Let's do this again. Ready? And action!" The director sighed and started the scene.
Music starts up again.
"Once upon a time, there is existed a great tree of-" Kratos started but however...
"Kupo!" A moogle entered the set.
Everyone went bug eyed.
"What the hell is this?" Kratos pointed.
"Kupo?" The moogle looked confused.
"I know just how to get rid of something like this." The director smiled evily. " Ohhhh Raineeee. There's an unknown creature for you to study!" The director got out his cellphone and called Raine.
Raine crashed through the wall. "WHERE?" Raine was in ruin mode. The Moogle went visably pale. "KUPOOOOOOOO!" And it ran away for dear life.
"Come back here!" Raine got her net out and started chasing after it. "Muahhahahahhaha!" Raine laughed and crashed through another.
Kratos sighed and looked ready to go into the verge of tears. "Can we take a break? Please?"
"Godamnit! Raine could of used the doors instead of breaking the walls." The director shouted.
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At the Iselia school.
Raine was doing her action on throwing the easer at Lloyd, instead it hit the window and broke it.
"Oops." Raine sweatdropped.
"Godamnit Raine! Those windows aren't cheap! Hit Lloyd!" The director shouted.
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Iselia School. Take 2
Raine threw the easer again but it hit Kratos.
"Cut! Kratos? Why are you here?" The director asked.
"I was praticing my camoflage techinuque. Like that Solid Snake person." Kratos said.
"Wow! I didn't see you!" Colette cheered.
"I did. That's why I threw the easer at you." Raine smiled.
"Damn!" Kratos cursed.
"Um guys, this buckets are getting heavy." Lloyd said randomly.
"Okay, retake! And get Kratos out of here!"
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At Iselia school. Take 50
"Look, it's prefectly simple Raine. Just hit Lloyd with the easer!" The director said slowly, he was starting to lose it after the 50th take on this scene.
"Okay, I finally got this." Raine nodded. She threw the easer but this time it hits the director.
Everyone on set besides the director laughed hard.
"Why me...?" The director sighed. "Cut!"
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At the Iselia chapel.
"Chosen one! You're life is mine!" Botta said his line.
"I won't let you desians get away with anything!" Lloyd brought his swords out, saying his line.
The renegades grunts were play "Go fish".
"HEY! We're filming!" The director shouted to the renegades.
"Oops sorry!" The first one said.
"I wonder if I should talk to Yuan about how we train these men." Botta sighed and then smoked on stage.
"Cut!"
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At the Renegades base.
"We don't need to chosen!" Yuan saying his line, as the renegades surrounded them. "What we need is you, Lloyd Irving!" Yuan said triumphly.
"Who's says I would help?" Lloyd asked.
"Um...Well, if you don't help..." Yuan stuttered, he then got a small white fluffy kittten out. "If you refuse, this kitty dies." Yuan said threathingly with a knife near the cat.
"Meow?" The cat squeeked.
Everyone gasped. "You are..EVIL! Pure evil I tell you!" Lloyd shouted.
"Mr. Tickles!" Mithos came on set and snatched the kitten off Yuan.
"Mr. Tickles?" Everyone whispered.
"Yuan! How dare you!" Mithos shouted and then kicked Yuan sqaurely in between his legs.
"Ugh!"
"Owwwwwwwwww..." All the cast groaned in symphanty.
"CUT! Mithos! Why did you do that?" The director screamed.
"He kidnapped Mr. Tickles and NO ONE messes with me and Mr. Tickles." Mithos said.
"Meow?" The cat squeeked again.
"Cut! Aw man, someone give something really REALLY strong." The director moaned.
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At the Iselia chapel. In the dungeon.
"Ooh, looky at the hole!" Colette said with glee.
Kratos felt very evil and pushed Colette in.
"Eeeeeeeeekkkkkkkkk!" Colette screamed until they heard a faint "splat".
"Noooooo! Colette! I love you! Come baaaaaack!" Lloyd cried.
"That felt very titantic like." Genis moaned.
"Cut! Kratos! What the hell did you do that for?" The director said.
"I felt evil." Kratos replied.
"Mithos is rubbing off on you." The director sighed.
"Yes! The maddness is spreading! Muahahahahahaaha!" Mithos laughed his trademark laugh from off set.
"I'm back!" Colette appeared back on set.
"Colette?" Everyone asked.
"They had a safety net down there. Hee hee! I'm really lucky!" Colette cheered.
"Yay!" Lloyd cheered.
"Really? Cool! Let the great Zelos try it out!" Zelos came on set and jumped through the hole.
"Is the net still down there?" Raine asked off set.
"Uhhhh...I think they took it away." Colette replied.
Everyone sweatdropped.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" Zelos screams until they heard another faint "splat".
"Do we care that Zelos is dead?" Genis asked.
"YES! We need him for the film!" The director threw his megaphone at Genis which did hit him.
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At the Tower of Salvation. First encounter with Yggdrasil.
Everything was going well for once with the director. That until Mithos Yggdrasil appeared on cue but with...
" CUT! Mithos! What the hell is that cat doing with you?" The director shouted.
"Mr. Tickles? I thought it would make me look more evil if a villain had a cat." Mithos answered who was in his altered ego which was done by special effects.
"Meow."
"Actually it's the reverse. He makes you look like a puff." Kratos sighed.
"Someone take his cat away." The director said.
"Well I couldn't leave Mr. Tickles myself. Especially with Yuan!" Mithos protested.
"Get that thing out." The director continued.
"Nooooo! Don't take Mr. Tickles away!" Mithos wept and followed the person who stole the kitten.
Everyone sweatdrops.
"Who'd ever thought that Mithos was a cat lover?" Genis asked.
No one responded.
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Outside Martel Temple when Lloyd and his freinds first meet "The Renegades" again.
"I won't let you Desians get away with anything!" Lloyd said his line.
"Hey, are we The Renegades or the Desians?" Renegade 1 asked.
"Ummmmm, I think we're The Renegades." Renegade 2 answered
"CUT! How could you forget who you are! You're the guys in red! That's the renegades' colour!" The director shouted
"Ohhhhhhhhhhh..." All the Renegades nodded slowly
"Don't tell me all of you forgot!" Genis sweatdropped.
"I didn't." Botta said, smoking on set.
Yuan stomps on set and takes cigeritte out. "Smoking is bad!"
"Grrrrrrr..." The director bit his hat.
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The first meeting with Kratos.
"Who are you?" Lloyd said his line.
"He's Kratos, the Angel Mercerary dunce." Genis narrowed his eyes and hissed.
"Wait, is that part of the script?" Kratos had a question mark over his head and got the script out.
"Cut! Genis, that's later on!" The director shouted.
"It is?" Genis sweatdrops as he asked.
"Great! Now we have to do the whole scene all over again!" Lloyd complained, throwing his swords which had missed Zelos by an inch.
"Eep!" Zelos only said.
"Oops." Genis said quietly.
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Outside Iselia forest.
Lloyd and Genis were waiting for Noishe to appear.
"Where the hell is he!" Lloyd said fustrated.
"You didn't have your coffee today did you?" Genis asked in his "Knowing all" tone.
"Will someone find that mutt!" The director asked the staff.
Off stage, Noishe was sleeping.
"Noishe! Get your butt out here, or no food for you for the whole day!" Lloyd threatened.
"Whine!" Noishe got up instiantly and zoomed to the set.
"Works everytime." Lloyd snickered evily.
"Okay! We're good to go!" Genis said to the staff.
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Dirk's house.
"Dwarven Vow 2: What is dwarven vow 2?" Dirk asked, turning to the director while Lloyd was laughing hard.
"It's "Lying is the first step to theviery." The director sighed.
"Ah right. Okay, let's try again." Dirk nodded.
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Dirk's house Take 2
"Dwarven vow 2: Oh (Bleep) I forgot it again! I hate these Vows! Where's the writer! I'm going to kill him!" Dirk shouted and went off to search for the writer.
Lloyd was laughing even harder this time while the Director was hitting himself with the script book.
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On the terrace at night time.
"We'll be leaving at noon, would come to the village by then?" Colette asked
"Yeah, sure." Lloyd nodded
Then a mobile phone goes off with the ringtone "Barbie girl".
"Who's phone is that?" Lloyd asked as he got his phone from his pocket
Colette was checking her phone as well.
"Who's phone is that! Turn it off!" The director shouted
Off set, Yuan was looking at his phone.
"Sorry, it was my phone." Yuan said nervously as he sweatdropped.
"YUAN!" Everyone shouted
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In Iselia when The Desians attacked.
"You, Lloyd Irving have in contact with body host A012-" Forcystus was saying his line until...He was then interupted by The director.
"NO! That's what Kvar says! Your's is Marble's number!" The director shouted
"Oops, sorry. Does that mean we have to start again?" Forcystus asked.
"Grrrrrr...That means I now have to rebuild the whole set YOU burned!" He growled
"Heh, my bad." Forcystus scratched his head.
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On the field, where Lloyd gets a letter from Dirk.
"Ummm, Noishe? Where's that letter?" Lloyd asked.
"Whine." Noishe whined.
"I think Noishe might of ate it." Genis sweatdropped.
"WHAT!" Lloyd shouted
"That stupid mutt! Get a new piece of paper!" The director ordered
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In the Renegades' base in Triet, where Lloyd meets Yuan and Botta comes in.
"Oh (Bleep) I forgot my (Bleep) Line!" Botta swore.
Yuan, Lloyd and The Renegades laugh hard.
"Cut!" The director said.
"Kill meeeee! Kill meeeee!" Botta went on his knees.
"I SAID CUT!" The director shouted and started to write a sucide note.
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Outside the seal of fire temple.
"This thing looks like it will break at any moment." Colette said, looking at the oracle stone.
"Nah, it's soild as a rock." Lloyd poked it but then it shattered into pieces.
"Oops..." Lloyd sweatdropped.
"LLOYD!" Everyone except Colette yelled at the hero.
"AHHHHH! THAT TOOK AGES! SOMEONE GET SOME GLUE!" The director pancked and asked one of the staff.
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Izoold, on the boat.
"Has anyone seen Genis?" Raine asked
"I know he can't swim, my agent told me, so if anything happens to him. I'm finished." Kratos replied
"He wouldn't go swimming if he didn't know how to. Would he?" Lloyd asked nervously.
"Look! Collette gasped pointing to Genis in the ocean.
"HELLLLLP!" Genis was splashing around in the water franticly.
"Damn it! Who threw him in the water?" The director cursed.
Zelos was at shore.
"What? He called me a wuss!" Zelos said in defense.
"When I get out of the ocean, Zelos, YOU'LL BE SORRY!" Genis said softly at first and then screamed.
Remiel came over and fished him out.
"Thanks, you're a nice person when your not acting." Genis thanked
"I'm an actor, of course I'm not like that in real life. Being evil is not my thing." Remiel shook his head.
"Now, what was I going to do?" Genis asked himself and then looked at Zelos.
10 seconds later.
"WAHHHHHHHHH! THE KID GONE PSYCHO!" Zelos screamed with bug eyes and running away from like 20 fireballs.
Genis followed him in hot pursuit with a demonic voice with eyes of fire "GET BACK HERE ZELOS! ALL I JUST WANNA DO IS TALK!"
"Let me say it...Cut!" Lloyd said.
Everyone sighed.
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Palmacosta, at the square when the excution is taking place.
"Before we start this, can I clap those clipy things?" Lloyd looked at the take marker and asked.
"Lloyd, you're an actor and the main character as well. Get over here!" Kratos ordered
"Pretty please!" Lloyd begged
"Do you know we were rolling?" The director hissed.
"We were?" Lloyd asked naively.
"And my mom thought I was stupid!" Magnius muttered
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In Thoda Gyser, where Lloyd has to get the statue.
Lloyd's stunt double was doing his part when he sliped and the ice melted so he fell into the Gyser.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! It's (Bleep) Hot! GET ME OUT!" The stunt double screamed.
Everyone on set gave him symphathy moans as he fell in.
"CUT! DAMN IT! Get a new stunt double!" The director shouted and asked the nearest staff beside him.
"Ouch! Good thing I ask for a stunt double. Where would the flim be without me?" Lloyd said.
"A good movie." Kratos whispered.
Everyone quietly snickered.
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Asgard Ruins, where Raine takes over the sacrifice ritual.
Raine was doing her part on the ritual and then she broke into singing "Colours of the wind" from Pocahuntus.
"What the hell is she singing?" Kratos said in a monotoned voice
"She wouldn't win Pop Idol, that's for sure." Genis muttered, covering his ears.
"SOMEONE MAKE HER STOP! THE PAIN! THE AGONY!" Lloyd withered on the ground in a fetal postion, scared for life.
"Cover your ears, Mr. Tickles!" Mithos yelled off set.
"Meow?"
"Cut! For Martel sake, it will be christmas before we finish this film!" The Director moaned.
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At Asgard Ranch, at the final confrontion with Kvar.
"So you see I was trying to get a part in the new "Star Wars" as Darth Vader." Kvar was talking to Lloyd with a cup of tea in hand.
"Really? How's it going so far?" Lloyd asked friendly like.
"Right now, they are saying I would make a good Dark lord. Do you think I should take that part?" Kvar asked.
"Well, I'm not sure about you, but I would-" Lloyd was speaking until the director did a "Ahem!".
"HEY! WE'VE BEEN ROLLING FOR THE LAST 2 MINUTES! YOU SHOULD BE FIGHTING!" He shouted.
"Oops." Lloyd sweatdropped.
"What? We're on! Sorry about that." Kvar appoglised.
"Get ready for take 2." The director sighed and slumped in his chair and waved in a "shoo" manner.
"Let us continue this afterwards." Kvar said.
"I'm all for that." Lloyd nodded.
Kvar took his cup off stage and went back on, getting into his pose, talking to Pronyma) "Okay, ready."
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At The Tower of Salvation, after they defeat Remeil.
Kratos appeared as it said in the script.
"Lord Kratos, Fill me with the powers of darkness!" Remiel spoke.
"Wait a second! That's not the script!" Kratos shouted.
"CUT! CUT! THAT'S FROM KINGDOM HEARTS!" The director bellowed.
Ansem from kingdom hearts appears and shoves a piece of paper at the director.
"What's that?" Remiel asked.
"NOW WE GOT A LAWSUIT FOR STEALING SQUARE-ENIX'S LINES!" The director yelled.
"Does that mean I'm fired?" Remiel asked very quietly.
"It would be. BUT YOU STILL NEED TO FINISH THIS (BLEEP) FLIM! I WILL TAKE THIS OUT OF YOUR PAY!" The director said softly and then shouted so loud that even Martel awoke.
Martel: HEY! I'm playing MY ROLE here!" She shouted.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He fell to his knees and hit his head on the floor.
"Better you then me" Kratos said, smirking.
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At the tower of Salvation, when they meet Mithos the first time.
Mithos does his spell but it comes out as a small puff. "Ummmmmmmmmmm, is it meant to do that?" Mithos asked.
"WHAT HAPPENED TO SPECIAL EFFECTS FOR MAGIC!" The director got his cellphone and bellowed at the special effects group on it.
Mithos turned to his hand to find out what's wrong with the special effects, then a large fireball came out "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! I'M ON FIRE! GET SOME WATER! GET A FIRE EXGUISHER! GET A BUCKET OF WATER! ANYTHING!" Screaming while running around like an idiot.
Everyone on set had gone silent and had sweatdropped.
"What was I thinking! I should of took the script for "Kingdom Hearts 2" but no, I took this one! Get some water on him!" The director finally wept.
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In Meltokio, where Lloyd and friends meet Zelos.
Zelos was doing his actions as said in the script.
Colette does her part of flipping him, but he crashed off set.
"WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Zelos yelped as he crashed headfirst into Martel's trailer. CRASH!
"EEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKK! YOU PERV!" Martel whacked with his staff and Zelos was thrown into the sky.
"Oops! I threw him too hard again didn't I?" Colette said sadly.
"ARRGH! Someone find Zelos!" He bit into the script book and started to eat it.
"Looks like Zelos flying off again!" Zelos said as he went further into the sky and became a little star.
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Back at the Tower of Salvation.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Remiel was still crying out.
"How long has he been like this?" The director asked curiously.
Kratos looked at his watch. "For an hour." Kratos answered.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Remiel continued.
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Back The tower of Salvation...again.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" He continued still.
"This has got to stop!" Kratos finally snapped and was getting ready to use "Judgement".
"Try knocking him out." Lloyd tried to hold back his father.
"SHUT UP REMEIL! FINE! I'LL GIVE YOU HALF YOUR PAY!" The director shouted and threw his megaphone at him.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Remiel kept on until he finally stopped. "I'm done."
"FINALLY!" Everyone cast and staff alike shouted and partied.
"Don't ever become a director unless you can handle all of this." The director wept as he turned to the camera.
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ME: Heya folks! How did you like it? I used the only chapter that I had found left of my old verison and extended it. Please review back and let me know what you think. I might be a little out of touch of my old blooper roots but I hope to get better with each new chapter.
Oh yeah! Like I did in my old blooper fan fic. I'm going to be interviewing the cast! If you have any questions you would like to ask this merry group of misfits, please let me know. I plan on starting the interviews about after chapter 2. I'll let you know in chapter 2 who I'll be interviewing first.
Well, gotta go. Oh yeah! Please no flames or insults. I burn easily at them. See ya then! Moogle Empress out!
Moogle: Kupo!
