Chapter 8: Eevee's creation story
Hello, welcome to my show, Eevee talks cr"p, by yours truly- Eevee!
Next up, we have this weird but wonderful story of the creation story,how Eevees were created, reworded by me!
so, here it is...
When Grandma created the world, it was so dull, so she created the sky and landscape
"Who would live in it?" she asked herself
It starts with Eevee and Dumb Eevee, then Grandma comes and talks to them.
"You can't eat those biscuits over there or else the world will be doomed!"
The two Eevees were confused.
"Just don't eat the biscuit," she sighed.
When Grandma left, a shadow appeared out of the smoke, it was some sort of animal with long and spindly legs creeping towards the Eevees.
"Eat the biscuit! Or else..." told the figure, it was Kai!
"Or else what?" questioned the two Eevees
"Just eat the damn biscuit!"
The two Eevees quickly chomped down on the snack in seconds, however, Grandma had just arrived.
"Which one of you ate the biscuit?" asked Grandma.
Dumb Eevee simply does nothing and hides the evidence of the crumbs, whilst Eevee tries to chew down the sticky jam in it.
"Don't try to hide those crumbs, I can smell it! One of you is coming to bed with me!" laughed Grandma
The Eevees were silent.
"Fine then, you both can sleep with me tonight,"
"But it's only a single bed!" wailed Dumb Eevee.
"Exactly!" grinned Grandma.
"For eating the biscuit of life, you will suffer! First of all, I will make Eevees incredibly dumb except for small Eevee and I shall make Kai a moody sourpuss! Now Eevees, follow me."
Some people say that there were screams that night, some say otherwise and some even say that they saw a ghostly image of Grandma in a single bed with two eevees that same night every year
but what do you think?
Be careful if you see that on the 7th of January, we've warned you. Eevee talks cr"p is not to blame for loss of life or nightmares.
Many people believe that this story is correct because of the evidence
Eevees still chase Kai.
Grandma is incredibly ugly
Eevees love biscuits
Thank you for watching stay tuned next week
Eevee: R&R please
Dumb Eevee: boy that scared the cr"p out of me!
