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Farid and the Karin Annalise Mary-Sue-I-Love-You
Farid looked around the restaurant he and Dustfinger where eating at. Seeing as it was all quite new to him (he had just come out of his story a few days ago) he wondered about the restaurants name.
Why this place is called burger king? First, what's a burger? And second, why would you want to be king of it? oh well, some things people just are not meant to know... Dustfinger then came back with their order, and was showing Farid what a "burger" was, when they where interrupted by a rather ear-piercing scream.
"Eeeeeeeee! So you don't love me any more!"a very perfect looking girl, said to a average looking boy.
"No,"he replied "and I never did in the 2 minuets that I knew you." he turned and walked out of the restaurant.
Farid looked at Dustfinger for an explanation. Dustfinger just shook his head, and whent to find the bathroom.
Farid took a last look at the girl, she was pouting at the door, then turned his full attention to his burgerish thingy.
That is until the girl looked about the room, spied him, and slid into the chair opposite him.
"Hiiiiiiiii!"she said when Farid looked up "I'm Karin Annalise Mary-Sue-I-Love-you!"she finished with a squeal grabbed his drink and started to sip it delicately, all the while looking at Farid, which was starting to freak him out.
"Your turn to say how much you love me , and how beautiful I am, and pretty, and-"
Farid stopped listening, and started looking franticly around for Dustfinger, he was no where, that meant Farid had to take the mary-sue alone.
"and lovely, and pretty and -"
"Stop! Please, for just three minuets!" Farid looked at the Mary-Sue as her bottom lip started to tremble, and then, she started to cry.
"You don't love me!"she cried. Farid put his head in his hands as he tried to remember exactly when he had said he loved her. "I thought you where nice!" oh dear she's still screaming "you didn't even give are relationship a chances!" Here she got up and started to repeat her self, which bothered Farid tremendously, but he still tried to be kind.
"Listen," He said, gritting his teeth "listen, Karin Annalise Mary-Sue-I-Love-you, if that's your real name-" and there he got cut off again
"You DO love me! I always knew you did!" Farid looked at her, then abandoning all patience said, "NO! IDON'TLOVEYOU!CANTYOUJUST-" and here our poor friend got cut off once again, but this time with a strikes-fear-into-the-hearts-of-men viking war shout.
"AAAAARRRRGGGHH! LEAVEHIMALONE!" Farid turned to see Dustfinger charging towards Mary-Sue with blue war paint across his face, a axe in one hand , and Aragons sword in the other. When the Mary-sue just looked at him stunned, he chopped off her electronic head, with the weapon of your choice.
The End
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