Disclaimer: If I owned .hack//SIGN then I wouldn't be writing fanfics, would I? O_o'

Hellooooo there. This is Auras-Tears speaking. But just call me AT cuz it's easier. o.0 This is my very first fic, please be nice. .___. Flame me if you feel the need to, but please don't say: OMG YUR FIC LIKE TOTALLY SUX!!!!! Say instead: OMG YUR FIC LIKE TOTALLY SUX BECAUSE. So I know what I'm doing wrong. ^__^ There will most probably be severe character bashing. Don't like, hit Alt F4. o___# Now on to the madness.

Wow, was I bored. I'd been wandering around The World for hours, and nobody seemed to be on. And my puchiguso was nowhere to be found. I gated into a foresty-type field, hoping (Yes, I was driven this insane by boredom) that maybe Sora was stalking me, and I'd have someone to talk to. But alas, not even the psycho 10-year-old was online.
My parents had taken a vacation (From me, most likely) And wouldn't be back all weekend. So, I was left in the house with a truckload of food. And no one to share it with but my three cats. My name's Cinnabar. I'd discovered The World through my classmates. I'd then created a character skin, logged on, and met a group of players; Tsukasa, Mimiru, Aura, Maha, Sora, BT, Bear, Subaru, and A20. And then things got weird. Mimiru, Subaru, and Tsukasa constantly bickered; A20 would always try to take Mimiru's side, but would ultimately end up insulting her. Which would be painful on her part. Bear and BT would talk separately, like the annoyingly mature players they were. Maha would only talk to Aura or Tsukasa, owing to the fact that only they could hear her. Sora.was just Sora. O___o; Well, ya learn to live with 'em. And, so, I sent them all flashmail, inviting them to come to my house, in the real world, for an overnight. I immediately regretted it, however, when I found that they, every single one of them, lived within walking distance of my house, and were indeed online.

Aura's Domain--

Flashmail: FLASH MAIL is here! ~Dances above Tsukasa's head, annoyingly~

Tsukasa: o_o'.The hell? I never get mail.

Flashmail: Read me! Go on, you know you want to!

Aura, Maha: .~twitch~

Tsukasa: Er.right. ~Grabs the floating letter and opens it, scanning the digitized letter inside~

Forest field--

Sora: ~Lurking up in a tree, spots the flashmail zooming closer; thinks~ Mail. Good. I hope it beheads A20.

A20: Soooooora! Come down and play with me!

Sora: Hell no! Barbies. ~Twitch~

A20: ~Spaz~ I DO NOT play with bar-

Flashmail: ~Decapitates A20~

[Let's just assume the others react similarly. #_# Fine, fine. I'm lazy.]

Forest field-

Cinnabar [Mee. ._.] : I wonder if they got their mail yet.

Sora: You betcha! And guess what! I live close to you! Gwahahahahahahaaaaaa ~Coughhackdie~

A20: ~Dashes in, still headless~

Cinnabar: o_o;;

Tsukasa: ~Gates in with Aura and Maha~ Hey, Guess what! I mailed everybody, and we can all come!

Maha: ~Mouths~ Whoo! This'll be fun. You DO have food, right?

Mimiru and Subaru: ~Gate in~

Mimiru: Nu. You can't have Tsu- Ooh, we're here already! ^_^'

Tsukasa: ~Sweatdrop~

Subaru: Tsukaaaasa! ~Cling~

Mimiru: ~Fume~

Cinnabar: Wow. ~Absentmindedly replaces A20's head, which has just rolled into the forest clearing~

Bear and BT: ~Gate in and stare around~ Well, the gang's all here.

Maha: ..

Aura: Really? Coolness! ~Squeal~ Maha!, Sora, A20, let's play house!

Elk: Erp. Where am I?

Cinnabar: Wow! It's Elk! ~Prods~

Aura: Come play house with us Elk! And you too Subaru!

Mimiru: What about me? ._.

Tsukasa: ~Stares at Elk~ . [Yep, you knew it was coming. ^_^']

Elk, Tsukasa: Dude, you look just like me! ~Poke each other's eyes~

Elk: Wow, that's creepy. Your names Tsukasa, rig-

Sora: ~Dashes by, chasing A20, who is chasing Mimiru, who is chasing Subaru for unknown reasons, and tripping Elk in the process~

Tsukasa: 0_. ~Helps Elk up~

Aromatic Grass: Elk! Help me, I'm getting trampled!

BT: Woah, the grass just talked.

Mimiru: Cool! ~Turns to the grass~ So, what's it like being a plant??

Cinnabar: Could y'all just SHUT THE HELL UP for a minute?!

(~Cricket, cricket~)

Cinnabar: Thank you. Tsukasa, you said EVERYBODY lives in walking distance of my house??

Tsukasa: Yep! Cool, ne?

Cinnabar: .No shit.I guess I'll give everybody directions. o_o;

All: Yay! We're going to a party!

Cinnabar: ~Thinks~ I. cannot. Believe. I. Am. Doing. This. ~[/think]~ Right, ~Hands out digitized directions~ See you there! ~Logs off~

Removing my headset, I slumped against the wall, letting my brain chew on this for a few minutes before I decided to go to the store to get more food. Quickly. And maybe some soda. Or.wait, should I set up sleeping bags and blankets first? Or, perhaps, I should go get some games or a movie.Shut up, brain!

.This was certainly going to be.Interesting.

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Wow, maybe I should just stick to reading fanfics. XD Well, Review if you like. ^_^'