Well Ive being having a look at the storys on MLP and there isnt anything about murdering the cast with a knife,so well someone has to do it.
If you dont want to read about something gory and horraible then please,exit now.

For all of you who WANT to read something like this,then well enjoy..it may not be what everyone wants or is expecting but I have alot of ideas for this.
This story is going to be about a murderous human who lands in Equestria...and when he sees ponies talking english...(First person).

BOLD
is important information.ITALCIS is either thoughts or a second narration.


EVERTREE FOREST-MIDNIGHT-John(Human).

First a flash of blue light,then my prison cell was no longer around me...
Where the fuck am I?,just now I was in my lovely prison cell and now...in a forest...yes a big lovely forest the strangest and most retarded tress imaginable.At least I have my trusty knife,its called "chopper".

I picked myself up and began to asses the situation."Right, knife...check,clothes...check,now idea where the fuck I am...check,everythings well!".I talked to tress in this place were weird and retarded,not to mention that it was bloody freezing!, I was wearing was the awful but comfy prison jacket,but in this cold weather I wouldnt last long."Come on,where the fucks shelter or...hello tree"I manically cackled as my two foot long knife bit into the tree,soon cutting a hole large enough for my thin frame to go in. It was all safe and snuggly,since this werid show had happened. Ruining my beauty sleep more like.I was starting to get tired and cold so I decided to have a little rest with nature.

7:03PM." Winter wrap up winter wrap up!".The fuck is that.
"Winter wrap up,winter wrap up!".English voices huh?,I suppose they can give me some food.
"Becuase tommorow spring is here!".Sounds retarded,better kill them before I start singing the shitty "wrap up"song too. So I climbed out of the tree silent and slowly,sniffing the air and scanning for any threats. There were none,but there was a sound of many footsteps being heard about 25metres from my current poisiton,and horses trotting.Horses make good soup,slice slice slice.I cut my finger with the two foot long knife,a sign that I was ready to kill.
Crawling over to where the shitty song was still being played,through the bushes I went.The fuck?,just horses?.
"Winter wrap up,winter up".The horses were singing...in english. I had seen many weird things in my life but this just took the cake...well if I had any cake. They didnt seem to spot me so I readied my arms and knife.

Mentally judging the trajectory and aiming for the biggest,I threw chopper into a big blue stallions chest.One down,five to go. His screams faded as he died,I ran towards the herd of horses,they were all in shock and I took them all apart...one by one.
"Die die die die DIEEEE!"I screamed as chopper stabbed and helped me kill the retarded horses.

Very soon it was over,chopper was stained with blood and I know had plently of apples to eat and some kind of cider?,to drink.There must be a settelment of these "horses"somewhere. Aha,lights.
After reaching the edge of the forest in around three minutes I was greeted by lights from a mile away and a sign board in front of me.

"Welcome to ponyville".