A/N: Just saw "Bicker Me Not" and "2-4-1" again, and those episodes reminded me how much I love Nikki and Jonesy's little spats. (I know this is really dialogue-heavy, but it's just a drabble.)


"You really piss me off sometimes."

"You're no walk in the park either."

"I can't help it when I've got an egomaniac for a guy."

"Well, I've got someone who eats, sleeps, and breathes sarcasm."

"It helps me combat stupidity—you know, like yours."

"Well, you're… you know, short."

"Is that the best you've got? I thought with all the trash you talk, you'd have something better prepared. Or am I too much for you?"

"Please. All of this"—he pointed to himself—"is way too much for you, especially all at once."

"What exactly am I supposed to be looking at? I don't see much."

"You're supposed to see your handsome, amazing boyfriend." He looked her up and down. "Then again, all I see is my really hot girlfriend in front of me."

She smirked. "You're so full of it."

Him leaning in for a kiss, their lips met just as quickly as they parted.

Her lips close to his, she said, "Love you, stupid."

"Love you too, smart-ass."