A Tribute to the Mad Hatter

They call me insane.

They shout I'm crazy.

They whisper I've lost it.

They never have it right.

I'll let you in on a secret; I'm none of those things. Honest.

Nope, they never have it right.

I'm not insane.

I'm far from crazy.

I haven't lost it yet.

No, I'm none of those things. I swear.

I'm not demented, crazed, deranged, not even psychotic! I promise.

So, you wanna know what I am then?

Why, I'm just a hatter!

I'm the Mad Hatter.

A/N Hey guys! This was really fun. Little heads up: I think I'm going to do a lot of these.