Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun *sniff sniff* WAAAAAH! NOT FAIR! I WANT VASH FOR MYSELF! ME WANTS VASH-SAMAAAAAAA! WAAAAAH! Okay, I'm done with my hissy-fit.

How to train a V.I.T

By Faye Mettalium



Faye Mettalium (walks into room and sees a group of boys, and Andrew, either half asleep or talking loudly. Too loudly.) AHEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (they shut up right away and pay attention) ^_^ Okay! Now we all know why we are here, right?

V.I.T boy: Ummmm…. We are supposed to….No, wait a minute….. um

F.M: (twitch twitch triple twitch, grabs her Divine Punishment Log Beam Thingy, which she got at Wal-Mart for only $5 ^_~ , and bashes him on the head.) DIVINE PUNISHMENT!

V.I.T: OWW! WAAAH WHAT WAS THAT FOR?!!

F.M: That was for acting like Gourry Gabriev from Slayers instead of Vash the Stampede, WHO YOU ARE TRAINING TO BE! GOT THAT?!?!

V.I.T: (nods, shivers)

F.M: Good! Now that we all understand each other, lets begin! I am Faye Mettalium, your trainer to become like Vash the Stampede, a really cool, and extremely kawaii (everyone looks at me weird) gunman! You will LOOK like him, THINK like him, and ACT like him. Everybody understand?

V.I.T's: Yes ma'am!

F.M Good! The training will begin! Everybody to their bunks!

The end of Chapter One

So what do you think so far? Love it? Like it? HATE IT WITH ALL YOUR HEART AND SOUL *I hope not (*

So r/r and I swear one my soul, and yes I do have one, that I will write a second chapter, and mabey even a third! Ja ne! Love anda Peace!