Ookami: Guten Morgen oder Guten Abend

Inu-yasha: Umm....last time I checked the person reading this probably

speaks ENGLISH!!!!!!!!

Ookami: You're right, my bad. Good Morning or Good Evening!

Inu-yasha: better...

Ookami: Stingy......anyways, here I am writing another Inu-yasha fic.

Only it's funny this time. Okay, maybe not..

Inu-yasha: Weak....

Ookami: Oh leave me alone.

/thinking/

"speaking"

(Ookami speaking)

Ookami: I own only the character, Patricia. The fire wolf with my

rotten attitude. Oh and please tell me if I spell anything wrong.

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Chapter 1: Tail Grabbers

On one of trips for the Shikon no Tama shards, Keade had to brew up a

spell to keep demons from coming into her village. (kinda like a force field)

She had everything the recipe required in her hut, along with the Inu gang

(including Patricia) One problem: it was not a recipe for a forcfield...

What was it for, you'll find out..

So when keade put the final ingredient in the boiling water, instead of settling

into a calm liquid like the force field potion would have, it exploded and

covered everyone into a thick smoke. Everyone ran out, even the almighty

Inu-yasha(Inu: it's true; Ookami: that was sarcasm -_-;), to escape the dirty air.



Leave it up to Inu-yasha to make the first statement.

"What the hell was that, old hag?" Inu barely managed to say between coughs.

But something wasn't quite right. Shippou, being the pointer-outer, walked over

to Inu-yasha and did a height check. They were indeed the same height.

Inu, now freaked out, cried, "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! I'm short and...and my

voice...is high." Now he had a vein on his tiny head, "WHAT DID YOU DO TO

ME, @$&$$&???!!!"

Patricia(OC) rubbed her hands together and smiled evily.

/I'm going to have fun with this. OH BOY!!/

"Uh, baka, you think clothes would be a good idea now?"

Looking down, a blushing Inu dived into his old clothes.

While Keade was being badgered with a million questions, (who wants to be a

millionaire??) mostly by Kagome, Patricia was having a blast, torturing a beet

red Inu with baby talk and imitating his high voice. He tried numerous times to

choke and/or scratch her. But everytime, he got flicked off.

Inu did eventually get clothes from Shippou. Much complaining here from both

demons.....

Keade had found a book which she found the recipe and discovered what she

really did. (on accident) She said to Inu-yasha who was sitting.....er.....held

on Kagome's lap, "This is called chibiness. The spell I cast will make thee a

chibi for a...

Inu jumped from her lap and onto Patricia's shoulder who was sitting next to Keade.

"And?" he demanded before the fire wolf (Patricia) shoved him off and into

Kagome's lap again.

"It doesn't say. The information ends there."

Inu-yasha was madder than a hornet when it rains. (when it does rain, you don't

want to be around those suckers. OWWWIIEEE) "You're saying I'm stuck like

this until the fucking spell wears off?"

A nodd.

Mirokou pitched his voice in, "I believe he can't fight either."

A nodd and rolling eyes from Patricia and Inu-yasha.

The fire wolf laughed and added, "He'll need some clothes unless he's to go

everywhere like Shitto here." (when Patricia first met Shippou, she

misheard his name)

A stare from the humans and a glare with shooting daggers from the demons.

With a high-pitched growl (wonder if that's possible) Inu yelled, "No shit, Sherlock!!"

Rolling her rainbow eyes, (she does that a lot, ne?) the fire wolf just replied, " I'm

just saying..."

"Well, don't say anything at all !!"

"Me, you should be shutting up. That high pitch voice is getting on my nerves."

"Honto?* You seem to be the only one here who notices." (*really)

"Baka, I have these senstive ears on my head." (she's a wolf, remember..)

Keade, herself annoyed, whispered, "Kagome, kudasai*..." (*please)

Kagome said cheerfully, "...SIT!!!!!!"

Both demons slammed facefirst into the floor. (Patricia has a wonderful prayer

too) And while they are seeing much of the floor, the rest of the gang talk about

Inu's clothes and who will hold the Tetsaiga.

It's decided!! Mirokou will hold theTetsaiga and Inu-yasha must wear regular clothes

made by Kagome unless he wants to go nude everywhere. (keyword: MUST)

Just because Shippou wants his clothes back. And Inu or the gang can't go looking

for shards until shortstuff (Inu: HEY!!!! Ookami: it's not like you're short all the time.

Inu: that's true. thank god!!) gets back to normal.

Of course, this decison would have angered Inu more than enough, but he was

currently having problems. Physically by being unable to stand from the sit.

Mentally from trying to pull Patricia's black wolf tail......(Chibi's from what I've

heard have sudden urges when they see something.)

"Ah, screw it!!" And what that Inu-yasha made a dash for the tail.

Patricia, having those senstive wolf ears, started running in different directions.

/Why the hell am I running from this squirt? I could easily sit on him....nah..

that would create bug juice + Kagome will be PISSED!!/

Even though bigger, Patricia wasn't faster than the supercharged, overhappy,

looks like on sugar Inu-yasha chibi. So he latched onto the tail and no matter

what, the fire wolf couldn't get him off.

Muttering, "Dammit." about 3 or 4 times, she made her way back to Keade's hut

where everyone still was.

"Oh bad news..." Mirokou said quite calm, according to the situation they were in.

Okay, the situation Inu was in.

Silence

"Okay, the chibiness will turn Inu-yasha's attitude into a child's until the spell wears off."

Mirokou said.

"It's like you're pulling this crap out of your butt or something." (Gomen nasai)

Patricia said before thinking, obvisiously.

"Iie*, we found more of the missing page." (*no)

Silence

Suddenly a high-pitched voice broke the silence.

"Oh, so soft and cuddly."

Many stares landed on Patricia as she turned around. There at the end of her shiny tail,

was a very happy and content Inu-yasha.

Everyone, excluding a pissed Patricia and a smiling ear to ear Inu, all started

laughing. Keade only a little. The look on the fire wolf's face was priceless. A

confused yet red with anger all rolled into one. Eventually the gang did help get

the chibi of her tail, but she had to dig her claws in a tree while they pulled.

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Ookami: What will Inu do now that he's unable to cuddle

with that wolf tail anymore?

Inu-yasha: I don't know...

Patricia: *Jumping up and down* ooh ooh ooh.....I know I know.....

Ookami: Well, don't say anything.....because I want to be a surprise..

Patricia: Oh okay....not even a hint?

Ookami: nope.

Patricia: not even a teeny weeny ant size hint?

Ookami: NOOO!!!

Patricia: But can I say that I get turned into a chibi too?

Ookami: Thanks, you just gave it away...

Inu: well not all of it....*him and Patricia smirking now*

Ookami: *blank look*

Inu: While she's busy with that wonderful blank look of hers, I'll say it just to

get this stupid fic over with OOKAMI OUT!

Patricia: You don't say it right....Ookami out....

Inu: you don't say it right neither....

Ookami: okay, back from dream world I am, OOKAMI OUT just to shut you both up!!

Inu & Patricia: *growl*