Disclaimer: I do not own the song…nor do I own JTHM
This is a song for one of my chars
Twitch C. the illusionary
Child of Johnny C.
And Devi D.
Knives are a girls best friend
(Tune of diamonds are a girl's best friend)
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But knives they are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed the neighbors son (SQUEE!)
The men grew cold and girls grew old
They all lost their pulse in the end
But square cut or pear shaped these cut don't lose their shape
Knives are a girl's best friend!
Because we're living in a hostile world
And I am a hostile girl
(Oh ah come and get me boys!)
(Black tie white face)
There may come a time when this lass need a lawyer
But knives are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a
Heart felt employer lies bleeding to death
(Get him out of my sight or else no dice!)
Knives are a knives are a knives are a
Because that's when those assholes go back to their maker
Knives are a…Knives are a…knives are a
GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!!
WAHAHAHAA!!! LIKE SOME BAD BRAODWAY MUSICAL I RETURN!!
Ha ha view its spellchecked glory!
Now nothing stands in the way of world domination
This is a song for one of my chars
Twitch C. the illusionary
Child of Johnny C.
And Devi D.
Knives are a girls best friend
(Tune of diamonds are a girl's best friend)
A kiss on the hand may be quite continental
But knives they are a girl's best friend
A kiss may be grand but it won't pay the rental on your humble flat
Or help you feed the neighbors son (SQUEE!)
The men grew cold and girls grew old
They all lost their pulse in the end
But square cut or pear shaped these cut don't lose their shape
Knives are a girl's best friend!
Because we're living in a hostile world
And I am a hostile girl
(Oh ah come and get me boys!)
(Black tie white face)
There may come a time when this lass need a lawyer
But knives are a girl's best friend
There may come a time when a
Heart felt employer lies bleeding to death
(Get him out of my sight or else no dice!)
Knives are a knives are a knives are a
Because that's when those assholes go back to their maker
Knives are a…Knives are a…knives are a
GIRL'S BEST FRIEND!!
WAHAHAHAA!!! LIKE SOME BAD BRAODWAY MUSICAL I RETURN!!
Ha ha view its spellchecked glory!
Now nothing stands in the way of world domination
