Stan was tired and exhausted. The stupidity of South Park was so great that he didn't know what was more stupid than them. He finally knew that it was for him to reveal them truth.
''Stop it! Stop it! First it was terrorist, then Gearge Bush, Global Warming, and nw you all blaming crab people for something that's very simple! It's my fault. I broke the dam.'' Stan finally said, scared to know what they'd do with him.
Cartman hearing Stan speach began to get pissed at him. He knew this would happen. What you get for telling a dirty, no-good rotten Jew! ''Aww man'' He said as he knew the punishment coming from just telling the truth.
Sharon, Stan mother walked up to him ''Stanley, you?'' She asked, shocked.
Then a man walked up to Stan ''No. Don't you see what this child is saying? We can't spend all of our energy placing blame when something bad happens. He's saying, we all broke the dam.'' The man explained.
Stan had a what the fuck look on his face. ''No, I broke the dam.''
Soon enough everyone began to follow Stan example and soon enough, became a crowd full of people in union. All you could hear is I broke the dam.
''No, I really broke the motherfucker dam!'' but his shouts felt on deaf ears.
Cartman walked by Stan and laughed ''I broke the dam.'' He said
After is statement, the people of South Park stopped and faced Eric Cartman.
In the background you could hear someone shouting ''He broke the dam. GET HIM!'' Not long after, everyone in South Park chased Eric Cartman. Sadly, due to his fatness slowing him, he did not go anywhere.
Because of his actions Cartman served juvenile time for about 1 year and 10 months.
The scene changed to Stan standing there all alone after everyone finally left. ''NO SERIOUSLY, I BROKE THE MOTHERFUCKER GOD DAMN DAM!'' He yelled hearing the echos of his own voice due to the silence. Stan sighed. ''God damn it.''
Cartman is like my favorite character.. but couldn't help it wondering what would happen if they hard Cartman instead of Stan. I mean everyone in South Park is aware of Cartman evil ways. The category of Cartman breaking the dam would only seem plausible. (besides the crap that they came up with.)
