Batman meets Luke Skywalker
In a city not so far away, batman was on his why to the Batcave when a portal opened and a baby child appeared. Batman got out of the Batmobile to look at the small child. He saw that the child had a necklace with his name on it, Luke Skywalker. So Batman took him to the Batcave.
When they arrived at the cave Batman saw that he had a metal handle. So he took it from young Luke. As Batman was inspecting this strange weapon, he felt like he was floating in the air. As he looked down he realized he was. Batman noticed that Luke had his hand pointed toward him. As Batman drops the strange weapon. Luke started to shake Batman in the air like a rag doll, like Batman always does, he tired to counter or figure out how to make young Luke stop shaking him, because he was getting a massive headache. Batman reached down to his belt and pulled out a lollipop(Batman has everything in that belt doesn't he) and trow it at young Luke. He drops batman and starts to crawl toward the lollipop.
Now that Batman is no longer floating he decides to pick the strange weapon again.
As he walks toward the weapon it flies to the other side of the Batcave, so he walks to the other side of the Batcave. The weapon flies to the other side of the Batcave, as Luke starts laughing Batman realizes that this baby is starting to really annoy him. Batman finally gets the weapon and figures out how to turn it on, as the light shot out batman is confused and scared so he throws it. As he smelt something burning batman realizes that he throw the sword directly at the Batmobile and it was cut in half. After almost two hours of cursing him self he decides to put young Luke to bed.
The next day batman wakes up to notice that two people have come to claim the young baby there names were obi wan and Yoda. So Batman takes them to the room were Luke was sleeping. Of course he was not there. He was in the Batcave destroying everything as he played with the light saber he had. Do I really need to describe how Batman feels now. As they took Luke back home batman says keep him the hell away from me and may cave.
