Curse Of Curves
By LemonLipGlossAndLeggings
"The inside lingo had me from hello, and we go were the money goes..."- Curse of Curves by Cute Is What We Aim For
"Lola, Joe. Joe, Lola," A glammed out Hannah Montana introduced the two teenagers. Those two just happened to be Joe Jonas and Lilly Tresscott. A smile streched itself across Lilly's face.
"Um, hi. I'm, ya know, Lola, and... EEEP!" Lilly blurted out. She always does that if she's starstruck .
Joe smiled at another sudden high-pitched noise that escaped . "Yeah, hi. And, yeah i'm Joe," he looked down trying to think of sometihng to say but nothing came to mind.
Lilly broke the silence by saying, "I really love your outfit. You look really cute. Or hot. Or whatever." Joe smiled but before he could reply Lola went walking backstage.
Nick snuck up behind Joe. "You were flirting with her," Nick said with a sly smile.
"Oh, God, Nick. I just met the girl."
"Suuuure."
Joe grunted and walked backstage the same way Lilly did. After almost tripping over a couple of wires he reached the lounge room. He walked in and seen Lola, and sat down next to her. Actually, it was awkward. Lola, Lilly, whatever you want to call her, was at a loss of words. Joe, being the most outgoing between the two, didn't know what to say.
He thought for a minute... and a lightbulb lit up in his head.
"So, Lola, what's up?" Simple words, but, man, can they break some ice. And i'm even talking Antartic, Glacier-ish ice.
"Um, nothing.. just waiting fo-," before Lilly could finish her sentance, her phone rang. "High School Never Ends" by Bowling For Soup came loudly from her purse, and Lola turned a bright red. "I'm so sorry, I'll just be a minute," Lilly said, flipping her Razr open and saying, "Hey, this is her, oh yeah, i know, Mother... and i'm staying at... Hannah's house tonight, is that okay? Okay. Love you too."
"I'm sorry, it was my Mom. So what were we saying? Oh yeah, I'm waiting for my idiot of a boyfriend to call me."
Ugh. Boyfriend. That word sucks, especially if you say it to a guy. But, really, Joe shouldn't be sad, he doesn't even know Lola that well, right? Right. Let's move on...
"Oh, cool. I'm waiting for... for the concert to start," Joe said with a playful smile on his face.
"Oh, no, really?!!" Lilly said sarcastically.
"Oh wow, i think we could be really good friends... So let's be best friends!" Joe said jokingly and gave Lola a high five.
"Oh, yeah, of course. We're like, the closest people ever, right?" Lola had to keep herself freom laughing. She didn't think he was being stupid, she was just enjoying herself.
" Uhhuh. So, now that we're best friedns, i need to tell yuo about my pet Gummy Bear. His name is George. He's cool, and all gangster, and, yeah, ghetto. He's a green Gummy Bear. A big, green Gummy Bear!" Joe started crackin' up before he said the first Gummy Bear.
"Oh, well, you need to know about the unicorns. They're evil. They tried to take me to the dark side, and they said they have cookies. Chocolate-chip cookies! And i wanted them, but the dark side is scary. Like, very scary." Woah, is Lilly goin' crazy too?
Hannah was behind the door easedropping, and trying as hard as she possibly could to refrain from laughing and blowing her cover. She couldn't even beleive how silly her friends were being. But, hey, what do you expect? It's Joe and Lilly. CornPop Boy and SkaterGirl. SuperSinger and NotSoSuperSinger. Odd couple.
Hannah tried to walk in as she heard nothing, btu it was hard. But, amazingly, she pulled it off.
"So, hey guys. I just need to get my... leggings. The metallic ones, have you seen them?" She asked Lilly.
"Uh, yeah. They're in your dressing room," Lola shook her head and giggle. "You're so smartical, Hannah."
Hannah laughed and said, "Haha! Yeah, i guess. My bad."
"Yeah, it is your bad," Lilly said and stuck her toungue out at her blond friend.
Hannah stuck her toungue back out at Lola, and silently walked out the room, and turned to Nick who was also easedropping in the hallway.
"It worked!" Hannah squealed to her curly-haired friend.
A/N: Ok, it's 5:30 A.M. here, and i'm tired yet completly hyper. I've only been listening to Simple Plan and drunk about 6 Pepsi Maxes, so yeah. And i'm also kinda ticked because i just reada the most original, best Jonas Brothers fanfic ever... and it ended sadly... and not so good .
I know there's probobly alot of spelling and grammar errors, i'm sorry.
