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Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.

Just a short little thing. I originally had a bit more to it planned, but never wrote notes down, and after a few months the idea of whatever I was going to do left me. Still, thought this was a funny little tidbit that shouldn't waste away in my folders.

Not meant to be slash, but you can take it any way you want really.

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Lady Une growled, and rubbed her temple as she started down at her phone. Sally rose an inquisitive eyebrow, and let out a small chuckle.

"Do I want to know?"

Une sighed, and turned towards the woman, a grimace on her face.

"I honestly don't know why I put up with these boys sometimes." She muttered.

"Care to elaborate for me?"

Une gave the blonde a knowing look, and passed the phone to her.

"This is not the first time he has done this. I swear, those pilots, him especially, make me want to re-evaluate my opinion on friendly fire. I can't take any of their jobs because they are so damned good at what they do, and the last thing I need is for one of them to go renegade on us." She hissed.

Sally gave a small snort and read the message on the screen, a grin slowly spreading across her face.

'Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken, or Heero WILL kill me. I'm gonna be very late. Sorry boss. You know how he is. I'll take a pissed off you over homicidal him any day. –DM'

"I don't know, I always though Duo made life interesting. He might be an acquired taste though." She sniggered, watching Une's frown strengthen.

"Do you know what I had to go through last week?" The brunette groaned, slumping back in her chair. "He texted me to let me know he was going to be late, and that his arrival time depended on how fast I could get over there and pick him up."

"Oh? Really?" Sally propped her head up with her hand, a smirk slowly spreading across her lips.

"Yes, really. I admit, I was curious. Know what I found upon my arrival?"

"No, but I'm sure that you are going to tell me, and I am going to be highly amused."

"He was in his bedroom. In bed. Handcuffed to the head board, with duct tape across his mouth."

The blonde choked on her coffee, sputtering in laughter.

"How did he manage to text you while cuffed?"

"With his feet. Heero was evidently feeling kind, and left the guy's phone at the foot of the bed."

"Heero?"

"Yes, Heero. Thank god Duo was fully clothed, otherwise I would be asking myself questions about the man I don't even want to dwell upon." Une shuddered, shaking her head. "Evidently he had attempted to wake Heero up in a less than pleasant, gradual manner. Then had mouthed off, resulting in the guy taking matters into his own hands and making Duo just as uncomfortable as he was. Of course, this was without ANY consideration to me, as I had to drop everything I was doing to walk in on that awkwardness." She groaned.

"What do you think happened this time?"

"Honestly? I do not even want to know…" She sighed. "But I'm docking his pay. That might get the point across."