A/N: Hey readers! My friend and I came up with this idea when we were talking, it was totally random and it started with a conversation on murder… Anyway here it is, Enjoy!

Disclaimer: My friend and I do not own Twilight or any of its characters!

BPOV

As much as I love Alice and her sleepovers I really wish she would understand that I'm still human, and humans need sleep.

I yawned and opened my eyes to Alice's eager face. I instantly knew what she was thinking.

"Alice, do we have to…" I started. She cut me off quickly, obviously knowing what I was going to say.

"Yes Bella, I saw what you were planning on doing today and realised you would have much more fun shopping with me. Yes you can see Edward quickly, and no you can't drive!"

"Stupid, psychic pixie" I muttered under my breath.

"I heard that Bella! We're going to have fun I know it! Come on get up!" She said, bouncing around on the end of the bed.

"Okay, okay, but please stop bouncing or I'll get nauseous!"

"Sorry Bella, please hurry though!" I sighed as she skipped out of the room.

"Stupid pixie" I repeated under my breath.

"Bella!"

"Okay, okay" I reluctantly heaved myself out of the bed Edward had put in his room for me, I started dragging myself down the stairs. It all happened really fast then. The first two steps were fine but on the third step I heard Alice gasp. On the fourth step I lost my footing. I never even reached the fifth step… instead I found myself in Alice's arms.

"Bella, I said to hurry up not to fall down the stairs" Alice sighed.

I groaned. It's not like I wanted to fall. Alice handed me over to Edward as he stood dumbfounded in the doorway. "Edward, she's fine but ask Carlisle to check her anyway. I think there's something wrong with her left ankle" Alice tried to reassure Edward. She'd probably have to reassure me too, I was still in shock my eyes stayed shut but I could feel Edwards cool, strong arms wrap around me. He held me close to his body as he carried me silently through to Carlisle's office.

"Carlisle?" Edward asked his voice edged with concern. He placed me down on the nearby couch, I tried opening my eyes they were still heavy with shock. I sighed and forced them to open. After about 5 minutes my face was still heavy with shock. I glanced from Edward to Carlisle then to the rest of the family stood in the doorway.

Jasper was trying to send a wave of calm across the sea of anxious faces. He looked in pain as he was swept by a variety of different emotions, some of which probably didn't even appear in the English dictionary.

Emmett was stood with a silly looking grin plastered on his face. Edward was glaring in Emmett's direction, obviously not happy with what he was thinking. Emmett looked at the ground but I could still see the smile playing at the corner of his lips. He was going to say some thing I could just feel it.

"Hey Bella?" he asked looking up, "walk much?" he burst in to laughter, I just glared at him. Jasper elbowed him in the ribs causing him to stop laughing and look up at me. He looked scared.

Alice let out a peal of laughter from somewhere in the house. Rosalie had joined Edward, who had continued glaring at Emmett, who was now staring at the floor.

"You've just made a big mistake, Emmett" I said, making almost everyone jump, including myself. Alice gave another peal of laughter, Rosalie and Edward were still glaring at Emmett, Jasper still looked in pain from all the mixed emotions, Carlisle looked up from checking my ankle and gave Esme a worried glance. Emmett seemed really uncomfortable, which was odd for a vampire.

Alice bounded up the stairs giving another high-pitched peal of laughter.

"That's the best plan you have ever came up with, Bella! I'm so proud of you!" She screeched, "Carlisle hurry up! Bella and I have an important meeting at the mall!" She cried, turning to Carlisle.

Edward's eyes bulged as he turned slowly towards Alice, "Why in the world do you think you can…" He started before Alice interrupted.

"Edward, first of all it wasn't my idea, it was Bella. Secondly, he deserves it from all the times he has wound Bella up, you of all people should know that."

Edward gaped at her for a few seconds before agreeing.

This is it. My revenge!

A/N: More soon. Keep an eye out for updates.