Author's note: part of a crack-series i wrote a long time ago when i was bored so expect speeling and grammars errors. XD
The door creaked open. Paul entered. It was about time Ban started getting work to pay of his debts but being the ignorant Ban Midou, he would do otherwise. "Get your lazy ass out of bed and find yourself a job!" he shouted at the man. "You've been lying in bed for 2 days already doing nothing but eating and drinking and sucking on those damn cigarettes!!"
Ban choose to ignore him. He just continued to suck on his cigarette and look blankly at the roof. Paul was getting ticked off. The vein in his head throbed violently. "ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME?!" he shouted at Ban.
"Huh?" Ban gave him the blank look.
Paul nearly fainted out of frustration and annoyance. Unbelievable! He thought as he gave ban the glare behind his glasses. "Don't make me come over there and make you get your ass out of here." He threatened.
Ban ignored this again. Paul made towards him, not noticing the banana peel on the floor which Ban had left there for days. The moement he stepped on the banana peel he felt the world go upside down as he slipped and stumbled to the bed where Ban lay. Even Ban did not expect something like this and in his surprise, he dropped the cigarette and just lay there. Paul came crashing down on him.
Somehow, faith seemed to be having fun as at that moment, Hevn had just found a job for them and was coming up stairs with Ginji and Shido at her heels. "Oh boy! Ban's gonna be happy when he finds out that we got a job!" Ginji chirped excitedly.
"Well it's about time that sea urchin got his butt out of bed and started doing some work." Shido muttered.
"Hey Ban guess what?!' Ginji began as they opened the door. They all stopped dead in their tracks, right in front of them was Paul sitting on top of Ban who was on the bed, starring into each others eyes.
"BAN-CHAN?!!" Ginji screamed as he ran out of the room and down the stairs. Hevn just blushed slightly as she covered her eyes and ran out of the room screaming. "I SWEAR I DIDN"T SEE ANYTHING!!!!!!!" Shido just continued to stare at them before he closed the door saying. "LOCK THE DAMN DOOR WILL YA!!!!!!!!"
Paul and Ban could only stare after them horrified. Paul jumped off Ban. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! THEY THINK I'M WITH BAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he screamed.
"OH MY GOSH!!!!GINJI THINKS I'm WITH PAUL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Ban screamed.
They looked at each other for a while and then continued screaming while downstairs Ginji was hyperventilating; Hevn was turning into a tomato as she replayed the images in her mind and Shido was just…stoning. On hearing the screams coming from upstairs, they all paled considerably thinking that those were screams of pleasure as Paul and Ban did…whatever they were doing.