I don't own any Harry Potter characters but the mad rhymin' skillz are mine.

A/N- This poem is best understood if you read my other poem 'Love of a Broken Man' as well. This is Hermione's response to Severus Snape. Again I tried to keep this really in character so please review! I think these are the words that would come from Hermione's heart.

Let me tell you 'bout my man, yo

BIG DADDY SNAKE

The way he likes to fuck, yo

It makes my junk ache

He hits me from the back

And then from the front

I scream his name out loud

And he calls me his…..darling…..

I like to look all sexy

And come hitherin'

So I can get some love

From my one Slytherin

Me makes me feel so hot

When he's actin' real dirty

I don't even give a fuck

That I'm 12 and he's 30

I go see Professor Snape

For extra lessons after class

He pulls out his wand

And shoves it up my ass

I pull it out

And beg for some more

Then he rips off my clothes

And says, "Down on all four!"

I stick my ass in the air

And we get into motion

He pumps a few times

Then squirts out his potion

But we aren't done yet

The night has just started

As I lick hi ass

Right after he farted

Then he turns me around

And pees in my mouth

Then I sit his ass down

And head for "down south"

I suck and I lick

As the potion bubbles

Then a grab a black whip

And get ready for trouble

He grabs the whip and says

"Bitch time for a lesson"

Then he grabs me by the hair

His sack I'm caressin'

"Stick it in your mouth"

He says with a kick

So I swallow his balls

While I play with his dick

Then he grabs a banana

Says "You know what to do"

So I lube that fruit up

And stick it up his floo

He's gruntin' and grindin'

As I slap his white ass

Then a I take a big lick

Cause I'm a dirty lass

I tire out his dong

So the lesson is done

But I'll come back tomorrow

For some more potions fun