Disclaimer: I don't own BLEACH…. but I wish I do! Though it's better for them to make it instead of me…I would have made a love/ comedy more out of it…but fortunately…I'm not the owner…..XP...Dattebayo's version is infinitely way better…
One afternoon, the orange haired boy was sitting and alternately lies down on his bed. It was a typical boring weekend with nothing to do…often times, fighting off hollows is off from their" what to do" lists. Though, it didn't stop them from living the way humans should do…so Ichigo here was restless, thinking something in his mind that he himself even doesn't know what it is.
His head and body moved from sideways, facing himself to his shelf. He saw some papers and scribbled notebooks which he was used to do during class hours when it gets him to super boring times. He stood as a lazy person and dragged his feet near those papers and scratched his lower back. His interests of looking back at his scribbles are somewhat "the only thing he could do that's fun". So, he scanned page by page, his eyeballs almost drooped until he yawned as large as he could for that day. As he went to a page of his notebook where Rukia's bunny scribbles were drawn, his eyes got its attention. Those bunny drawings that looked like bears, those bunny vandals that looked like dogs, those bunny smiles that always changed Ichigo's view on Rukia on the other hand, it made Ichigo himself think about two days ago, as the fuku-taichou, Renji asked him what dating is all about…
"THE HELL I KNOW ABOUT DATING?!" Ichigo exclaimed right in the crowd. Obviously, people would start looking at them and whispering about things like "these boys hadn't dated?!" or "are they gay? Are they dating?!"
"shhh! Don't shout!" the weird browed punk had gone embarrassed "I just asked if you had any experience about it…it's nothing but to have some tips"
Glaring a lot, Ichigo wondered why the sudden topic about dating…does Renji has an eye on someone? If he has…who could it be? Okay, Ichigo's fifteen years old, it's the age where he should gotten interest in these things, though, Ichigo's not that kind yet he had no experience at it at all! Why would Renji bother to ask him… Ichigo may be the worse guy to give some advices because he's been concentrating on "protect friends", "I want power", "damn I'm weak" and such… at the same time, Renji is "I dunno" age…he's been living for years, he's a geezer if he would be living like a human now… and the hell he didn't know about dating?!
"yeah…right" Renji sneered "you would not have done it… of course! Why would I think of getting tips from you…I must be crazy! Advices from a delinquent are worse than getting advices from anyone!"
Ichigo grabbed him by the shoulder and pulled him "let's go this way" he sarcastically said it. Not that Renji insulted him about not having an experience on dating even once but instead Renji hurt Ichigo's very nature of being a delinquent. Ichigo's not the kind that everybody pictures… a tough, bad, insensitive delinquent yet a soft, caring one. Anyways…Ichigo is Ichigo..
The dandelion flower led the strawberry top to a store where "how to date books" are sold.
Renji stared at the short pocketbook that he was holding which says "FOR DUMBHEADS DATING EXPRESS" of course…dumbhead dating express, any dumbheads would pick this one. Twitching eyes, distorted smile…there's nothing to say more on Renji
"DUMBHEAD?!" he pointed on the word
"It's perfect for you" Ichigo crossed his arms and smirked annoyingly at him.
"I'm going to kill you…"
"If you want the other kinds" Ichigo gave the thumb on the other books behind him "then you gotta pay them unfortunately…and that's the only pocketbook that's cheap…"
Strawberry top boy pulled out coins from his pocket and started to count it then gave a large sigh…
Forgotten to ask, Ichigo noticed Renji's sudden change of attitude "oh…who are you planning to have a da-----"
Renji covered his mouth to avoid rumors and stuff… but still, it feels to him that someone was following him which the fact is no one is following him.
"You gotta keep it as a secret…"
Ichigo pulled the hand away to speak "what would I get from telling it…?"
The fuku-taichou just glared at him "you delinquent" and then walked away without a word. Of course, it was rude for Ichigo…and I don't doubt it. "Okay!..Okay! I won't tell! I won't tell" dying of curiosity, Ichigo placed his whole arm around Renji's shoulders and then begged to tell him.
Renji's head tilted away from his buddy beside him and rolled his eyes back towards him…"I trust you on this…" he covered Ichigo's ear near him using his hand and whispered
"Rukia…"
R.N.: how was it? Want more? Then R&R! they are my inspirationsXD