AN: I honestly cannot handle my excitement for the 50th Anniversary Special, so I figured I'd write a little Doctor crossover action myself.
The Other Three Doctors
I walk into the control room of the TARDIS after a long walk from my drawing room, I have finally gotten around to finishing "A Journal of Impossible Things" by Verity Newman. Excellent read, I'll say; got a few things mixed up, but otherwise brilliant. I must say, I'm feeling quite nostalgic today, I'm even wearing the old scarf, scarfs are cool.
BOOM. Well, that is a not good sound, and I know not good sounds a lot better than I know good ones.
"Doctor, what was that?" Amy calls from above, Rory by her side.
"I have no idea, but it sounds like we've landed, somewhere mysterious and dangerous at that. Let's go check it out." I say, quite excited
"Doctor, Rory and I aren't even dressed yet." Amy is in a nightgown, and Rory is dressed only in his boxers.
"Hm, yes. I suppose its best we take care of that bit first."
After about 5 or so minutes, Amy and Rory come down dressed up in the most normal clothing they could ever find; some plain white T-Shirts and Jeans. You know, I really wish they could wear more cool things. Imagine Rory and Amy in bowties, yeah, that'd be cool. We'd be a triplet of cool.
"You know, forgot to ask, whats up with the long scarf." Amy says, negating my really cool fantasies
"Oh, I-"
"No wait, let me guess. You are going to wear scarfs from now on, scarfs are cool now." Amy interrupts, mocking my voice
"Well, no to wearing them from now on, yes to them being cool. To be honest, this is something I wore a while ago, a really really long while ago."
"… That?"
"Yes, this exact scarf! Give me a little break, I spent most of my time in the 70's."
"Have you washed it?"
"No, you don't wash scarfs, do you? Whatever, doesn't matter. Let's look to the obvious dangers outside!"
I am now realizing something. Why is no one worrying, no one has worried one bit about this random landing. In fact, not even I have the slightest bit of fear that there is any danger. It's as if something outside is making us feel safe. That's weird nothing makes me this safe nothing except, the TARDIS…
"No, it can't be. This shouldn't happen," I say, now panic is setting in. I open the door and look "on the other side of this door, is the door to another Police Box, another TARDIS."
The door on the other side opens, and on the other side is a familiar face.
"What!" He says
"What!" I say
"What." We both say in unison
It's my Tenth regeneration. This can't be happening, this really can't, because I don't remember this. This never happened. I slam the door in his face and turn around.
"What are you doing in here?" I catch another familiar voice saying.
No, oh no. That can't even. No, never ever. This isn't happening. Oh no, where is Amy and Rory. Oh, this is not making any sense, I need to think.
"I said, 'what are you doing in here'!" Says my 9th Regeneration standing in my TARDIS
This has got to be something, like a dream, it could be another dream thing, this cannot be happening.
"Hello, I don't know what's happening, but I'm about to say something worrying," I say "I'm The Doctor, and The Doctor is just through that door."
"Funny, get out." 9th says crudely to me, I almost forgot how harsh I was
"No, I'm serious. You just stay right there, I need to figure out what's going on."
"No, you need to get out of my TARDIS."
This is not a fun time at all, I'm so stubborn; and look at those ears, I can't believe I kissed Rose Tyler, having those ears. Oh, look at that getup, it's so early American 1990's. A Doctor should wear something more stylish, like a nice suit, not a leather jacket and a T-Shirt, so not cool. I need someone more stylish.
"Okay, I understand, your TARDIS, I'm gonna leave now."
I leave my TARDIS and enter 10ths, expecting somewhat less of a fight.
"Oh, hello! How'd you get inside my TARDIS? I'm sure I locked the door."
"Spare key above the P in Police Box. Listen, I need you to follow me, don't ask questions, I know you like that, just follow me."
And he does, or I do, or I follow myself, ugh, stop it brain, he is just a he. We walk into my TARDIS.
"No." He says
"Yes." I say
"Stop it." Nine says, and Ten just stares at him.
"That's not possible." Ten says
"I don't even remember doing this as you, so yeah." I say, and he looks at me
"So you're…"
"Yes. I'm The Doctor."
"No, I'm The Doctor!" Says Nine
"You know, you have this whole rudeness thing going on and I for one do not appreciate it very much." Ten says to Nine
"Well, you are trespassing in my TARDIS, I have a little bit of right to be ticked." Nine replies
"Stop it, both of you. Now listen, you, that's The Doctor, you're The Doctor, I'm The Doctor, and for all we know, he is your future self, and so am I. There could be other Doctors anywhere. Now, beyond that door is his TARDIS, which is also the same desktop theme as your TARDIS, so it's the same TARDIS. Now please stop nagging, and start looking." I say, getting quite mad at myself
I walk over to Ten and start to whisper to him.
"What is his problem, that is way more angry than I remember being." I ask
"I think… I think he hasn't met Rose yet." He replies
We both stare at the man in front of us, a man who had just killed off two races; or so he thinks. The biggest danger to all of the cosmos is standing in the middle of the universes greatest paradox, and I still have no idea him or Ten got here, or where Amy and Rory are.
Geronimo..