Hello readers!
If you are here then you're looking for currently over 120 Naruto yaoi, yuri, straight, and crack pairings. Sorry that this first chapter is not an actual One-Shot.
Firstly, I'd like to explain the title. When I decided to write this I passed a little, blue notebook around at lunch to my friends asking for Naruto pairings. Now, zezu-chan had over 620 Naruto pairings on her at the moment with another 700+ at her house. The title came from Z Oreo who replied to me saying that I still didn't have a title by saying something along the lines of Sam's Life Sentence.
Secondly, the way the titles of the chapters will be set up. The pairing (NaruHina, SasuDei, TemaTen, ect.), an AU if the One-Shot takes place in an universe other than the Naruto Ninja Universe, the title of the One-Shot, and then the rating of that One-Shot. Also this won't all be One-Shots but even a few Two-Shots but they will have Part One and Part Two after the title and before the rating.
Thirdly, this life sentence of mine is written for the wonderful friends of mine: zezu-chan, ObiTobiDara, Z Oreo, and Neko Hoshi. They are the coolest cats around and know how to make me smile. I love you guys!
Fourthly, I will NOT be writing the yuri (girl/girl) shots. The two people who will be writing those are zezu-chan and Neko Hoshi.
Lastly, I wasn't planning on publishing this until I posted and edited all my One-Shot that aren't Naruto related, but since this is a seemingly never ending pairing list and zezu-chan's birthday is in two days I wanted to do this early.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ZETSU! DEIDARA WISHES YOU THE BEST AND LOVES YOU LITTLE SISTER!
I will take pairing request but I will not do incest! Sorry to those fans I refuse on every level writing it!
Until the first pairing in Sam's Life Sentence,
Miyuki-ice-fox (Samantha S.)