Author's Note: Listen Scarly is lucky. She has a healer as a friend while the rest of us have to use heating pads and chocolate for our periods. Anyway I picked these two because they don't seem to interact much in both the books and fanfiction. Also, including the author's note, the word count is 420

Scarlett knelt over on the carpet, one hand pressed against her stomach and the other was clutching the couch cushion. "I'm dying!" She cried out dramatically. "Pedro," She addressed the boy currently sitting on the couch. "I want you to cremate me and spread my ashes over the ocean." Scarlett's hand let go of the couch as her upper body fell to the ground.

Pedro didn't even bother looking up from his book. "Scarlett, I know you're not dying. It's period cramps, they won't kill you."

"Well it feels like it!" Scarlett's shouting was muffled by the floor. "Can't you just heal me or whatever?"

"I can't make you feel good if you stay on the floor." Pedro told Scarlett. After a few moments of silence he followed it up with, "Why did that sound wrong?"

"I don't know why!" Scarlett moved to the couch, lying horizontally on her back with her feet pressing against Pedro's head.

"Scar, get your feet off me." Pedro demanded. Scarlett groaned and shifted her position. "Thank you." Pedro flipped the page. " So where are the cramps happening?"

"Where the fuck do you think?" Scarlett crossed her arms. Pedro rolled his eyes and put his hand on her stomach.

"Better?"

Scarlett nodded. "Better. How's your book?"

Pedro sighed. "Frustrating. This guy is in love with his best friend but they already have a girlfriend and the girlfriend is in love with him. Meanwhile, the fate of the world depends on them but no~" He said in a singsong voice. "Let's just focus on the stupid love triangle."

Scarlett raised an eyebrow. "That sounds dumb."

"I know right!" Pedro exclaimed. "Also the villain is a miserable fuck. Like Jesus Christ, get some antidepressants."

Scarlett groaned. "God, they sound annoying. I hate people who mope."

Pedro looked up from his book for the first time since he picked it up. "Weren't you just moping five minutes ago?"

Scarlett raised her hand in a partial fist with the index finger pointing up. " No, I was being melodramatic. There's a difference."

Pedro gave a half smile. "Fine, if you say so."

"I do say so." Scarlett said in a cheery voice.