Hello everyone! This is my (bad) attempt at a humor fic/ romance, so please bare with me…Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho or anything else that might show up in here, except Sakura and Mint. Enjoy! (or at least pretend you do to make me happy )

Summary- Koenma assigns two new spirit detectives to the team and things get kinda crazy for the guys.

Chapter 1

"C'mon, Mint!" a girl with shoulder length black hair called back to her companion.

"But I'm tired!" Mint whined, her large cat ears drooping. "We've been walking for days, Sakura."

"Pacifier junkie doesn't have any patience, remember? So we have to get there as soon as we can." Sakura growled.

'He better have a darn good reason for summoning us like this!' she thought bitterly.

Spirit World

The Almighty Toddler sat behind his desk, twiddling his thumbs nervously.

"What's that supposed to mean?!" Yusuke screamed. Koenma had just told them about the new additions he put on the team. And Yusuke wasn't pleased.

"All it means is that you guys need help." Koenma stated calmly.

"We don't need help. Not with me, Kazuma Kuwabara around!" Kuwabara declared loudly.

"You're exactly why we might need help." Hiei said coldly from the corner of the room.

"Shut up, you!" Kuwabara shouted.

"I'd like to see you try to make me." Hiei challenged with that (adorable!) smirk of his.

"Now, now you too…" Kurama said, once again assuming the role of peacemaker. Hiei continued to smirk and began reaching for his katana.

"He asked for it. Get out of the way, fox." He said. Suddenly, he fell forward with a TWACK. Botan stood over him, wielding her oar.

"Behave." She said dangerously.

"You little, ugh!" Hiei managed to say before Botan stomped on his back.

"They're here, Koenma." She announced before leaving the room.

" 'bout time." Yusuke muttered. Kurama elbowed him as two girls walked into the room (I bet you can't guess who they are!).

"Say hello to your new teammates, Sakura and Mint." Koenma said. Yusuke and Kuwabara's eyes popped out of their heads.

"You're putting us with girls?!" they yelled in disbelief at the same time. Sakura crossed her arms over her chest.

"What's wrong with us?" she asked.

"You're…girls!" Yusuke said.

"Just what is that supposed to mean?!" she demanded.

"Help!" they heard a strangled voice cry. They all turned to Hiei, who was still on the floor with a chibi Mint hopping up and down on his back.

"Heehee, it's a gothic leprechaun!" she squealed. The boys burst into laughter. Sakura reached into her bag. She pulled out a ball of orange yarn and rolled it across the floor. Mint immediately paused and then pounced on it.

"Now, where were we?" Sakura asked Yusuke.

"You two can fight later. We have more important matters to discuss." Koenma said, turning his large tv on. Everyone turned to watch embarrassing footage of the boys getting their butts kicked by a horde of demons. Sakura snorted.

"How pathetic." She sneered. Koenma pressed a button on his remote, and the channel changed to Sakura and Mint getting kicked out of a demon fortress they were supposed to be infiltrating.

"Ha!" Yusuke laughed.

"Oh, shut up!" Sakura yelled.

"ENOUGH!!!!" Koenma screamed.

"Don't have a temper tantrum." Kuwabara said. Koenma glared at him and pressed a button on his desk. A few seconds later, George ran in and dragged Kuwabara away for spankings.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean it! Be gentle…" he pleaded before the doors closed behind them.

"Ahem. It's obvious you all could use some more training. That's why I'm putting you guys together; so you can learn from each other." Koenma explained.

"That makes sense." Kurama said, after he had thought about it.

"Like hell it does! We won the (SPOILER!) Dark Tournament, remember? What could they possibly teach us?!" Yusuke demanded, pointing to Sakura and Mint on the last sentence.

"Considering the fact that we were beaten so badly by those demons, we have much to learn." Kurama stated.

"I hate it when you're right." Yusuke grumbled.

"Me too." Sakura agreed.

"I don't know about you fools, but I don't need any help." Hiei said confidently.

"Right. And that's why you got beat up by one of my ferry girls and a hyper cat-girl?" Koenma asked sarcastically. Hiei hmphed and turned away from the pint sized ruler.

"Exactly. Meeting dismissed!" Koenma said, pressing another button on his desk. The floor opened up beneath the spirit detectives and they fell through.

"Stupid toddler!!!" Yusuke screeched as he fell into the darkness. Koenma looked at Mint, who was tangled up in the yarn and off to the side avoiding the hole.

"Well?" he said expectantly. Mint tried to get up but fell back down, eventually choosing to roll into the hole to make it easier.

"Wheeeeee!!!"

Well, that's the end of chapter 1, thank goodness…I promise it will get better, but only if I have reviews to motivate me (wink wink, nudge nudge). So tell me what you guys think, please? (puppy dog face)