Jake Hurwitz was sitting at his desk in the offices of College Humor. He was reading his email when his cellphone started ringing. He picked up his phone and saw that yhe number unfamiliar . Jake knew who this was regardless, and geve a annoyed "sigh". He answered it anyway. "Hi Amir where are you?" he said. Amir was standing in a dark tunnel "Wow can you go five minutes without asking me a question". "You called me, and I was only asking because your not at work" he said. "Okay that's a good reason." he said. "Ya you did, so here's my second question". "Ha you did'nt ask one you dumb ass fucking cum guzzler!". Wow that was uncalled for, and I asked two questions". "Okay don't make fun of me, you know I can't read". " You're not reading your adding and ... nevermind my question is why are you calling me , and how did you get a phone when you have no money?". Okay what happened was this morning I was on the subway, and when I got off at my stop all these people started walking around me for some reason". "Wow that is weird". "Ya I know I mean so I'm completely bottomless big whoop". "Oky now it makes sense, so why were you bottomless". "Well I sold all of my pants for nugget money". "Not even gonna ask why just get back to the subway". "So then, as I was walking out I noticed this pregnant chick". "Okay". "Then I ran up and punched her and stole her ipod". "Why would you do that?". "Cause she was in my way and I wanted her phone". "Oh my god". "So then some cops saw that and chased me for fifteen minutes, until I hid in the sewer". "You know you still haven't told me why you called". "Oh ya right, I need you to come find me and help me out of the sewer". "So you're still in the sewer?". "Ya of coarse". "Don't say that like it's obvious okay I didn't know that's why I asked". "Just come down here and help me". "What street are you under?". " I don't know". "So how am I supposed find you". "I don't know I'm in the sewer, how can I be more specific than that?". " I don't know but ... wait a minute I have GPS I"ll track you on my phone". "Ok then I will stay right here". "Oh no Amir there's a cop right behind you". "Oh god no". "Don't look back Amir, just run. Keep running and don't stop". "Then how eill you find me?". "I have the GPS I will follow you". "Okay. see y..." then Jake hung up. Then Jake said "So stupid".