Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover

Disclaimer: I do not own Neopets or MacGyver, or any mountains. This is just a funny story of how MacGyver got sucked into Neopets and how he escaped, along with how he saves Neopia!

Episode 1: Mac's Computer

"Well, thanks again for helping me get it in the house, Jack." MacGyver said, bringing in the computer tower from the trunk. Pete had given him an old Phoenix experimental computer as a gift for Mac being with the administration for some time.

Jack had only brought in the speakers, keyboard, and mouse, so he was a big help. "Okay, Jack, I can take it from here. See ya!" Mac said, hooking it all up. "Awww, Mac!" Jack began to whine. He wanted to play his new combat flight simulator game, but he left anyway. MacGyver needed a break after returning from his trip from the 70s sitcom, Green Acres.

After he had finally got it together, he realized he had no server, so he went to his closet and used one of his Free 4568 hours CDs. He installed it, and had some fun sending funny e-cards to Pete, Jack, and even Murdoc (he sent Murdoc the Thanksgiving Psycho e-card where the turkey is taking a shower and then the infamous 'Psycho' scene comes up, then the guy carries a platter with the turkey, fully cooked, on it). MacGyver then went to look up some fun games (through Google) and on the top of the list:

"Neopets is THE greatest Virtual Pet Site on the Internet. We have built a community of over 70 million virtual pet owners across the world! Neopets has many things to offer including over 160 games, trading, auctions, and of course, pirate eating contests."

Curious, MacGyver clicked on the link to Neopets. But something wasn't right about the computer after that. He then clicked the sign-up link and typed in macgyver, then his e-mail address, and all that, and clicked 'go'. He then went to 'Create-a-Pet'. "Let's see, Wocky? Kyrii? How about, mmm, a Lupe!" Mac selected a Lupe and gave her a name 'Libbiania'. He then filled out the form and made her a really nice Lupe. Then a link came up: 'Enter Neopia!'. He clicked it, and suddenly, a blue light glowed from the monitor (very similar to that of the Garfield-Green Acres Crossover). Suddenly, MacGyver was sucked into the computer, through cyberspace, and finally landed in some soft grass (though not soft for him).

"Hey, Mac, you okay?" someone asked him. MacGyver just groaned as he got up to a sitting position. He looked up and saw a blue Lupe. "Mac, it's me, Libby. You just created me, remember?" "What? I was just sitting at my computer when it sucked me in, and-ow!" Mac replied, rubbing the back of his neck. "Oh, that's been happening often, Mac. Well, we only have 250nps." Libby held a light bag of neopoints. "What?" Mac looked at her like she had sprouted another head. "Nps, neopoints, currency in Neopia-at least most of it anyway. Well, welcome to Neopia." Libby helped her owner up on his feet.

What happened to MacGyver? How did he get there? Will he ever get back? Find out next time on...Great Swiss Army Knives! The MacGyver-Neopets Crossover. Celestial-coffee: Hi, I'm Celestial-Coffee, just call me Celestial. You may remember me from my Great Garfield-Green Acres Crossover. Well, I'm back, and so is my 'Mighty Annoyance Destroying' Staff! (holds up long, light blue staff with pretty swirly orb on end, with two feathers on either side of it). So WATCH IT! (points to staff) Or you'll end up being toast, or worse, I'll send you to Jhudora's Cloud. (covers mouth with hand) Well, stay tuned!