Katie: This is a simple little spoof scene. Yay! This is for Niki and Kelsi! Who came up with the main line and told me to write about it and post it on FF. Yee hee hee
Disclaimer: I dun own Saiyuki
The Sanzo party had stopped at a hotel to rest. Son Goku was busy stuffing food into his mouth. As always. Meat buns and cookies were his victums at the present moment. Gojyo could only watch as the monkey scarfed down the food.
"You should slow down monkey. You may choke. Then again, that wouldn't be so bad." he comments, winking at a nearby waitress.
"Ah shut it, you stupid kappa." the monkey king replies, his mouth stuffed with food.
Sanzo and Hakkai were in one of the rooms. And no, they were not doing anything naughty. Perverted people. Sanzo sits on the bed in his usual attire. Eyes scan over the news paper he always seems to have with him. Hakkai watched from the other bed, daydreaming about the priest he had been traveling with. What was odd, is he still didn't want to think he was gay.
Sanzo was very aware about what Hakkai thought about him. He himself, had a secret that no one else knew. One day, he would show Hakkai. Little did he know, that one day, was here.
Youkai attacked. Three of them. One had attack Gojyo and Goku, the other two, Hakkai and Sanzo. Hakkai had sucessfully killed one, but, Sanzo was having a hard time with the other. The remaining youkai jumped back, watching Sanzo before leaping forward. Being the perverted demon the youkai was, he rips off Sanzo's robes. Actually, thats all he meant to rip off; but, he got a treat.
"S...Sanzo-kun! Y..y...you have....BOOBS!" the demon exclaims, utterly confused and disgusted.
"Ok OK! I admit it! I'm a girl! A female!" the priest exclaims.
"So I'm not gay after all!" Hakkai replies happily, tackling the half naked priest.
The youkai was confused, still. Poor little demon. Scared out of his mind, he takes Sanzo's gun and shoots himself, vanishing. Hakkai had fully stripped himself and Sanzo, and was now, doing things he had always wanted to do.
Goku and Gojyo walk into the room, their eyes widening.
"Oh. my. God." they say in unison before turning and walking out, leaving the priest and the demon alone.
Katie: There ya go Niki and Kelsi. Nee hee hee
Disclaimer: I dun own Saiyuki
The Sanzo party had stopped at a hotel to rest. Son Goku was busy stuffing food into his mouth. As always. Meat buns and cookies were his victums at the present moment. Gojyo could only watch as the monkey scarfed down the food.
"You should slow down monkey. You may choke. Then again, that wouldn't be so bad." he comments, winking at a nearby waitress.
"Ah shut it, you stupid kappa." the monkey king replies, his mouth stuffed with food.
Sanzo and Hakkai were in one of the rooms. And no, they were not doing anything naughty. Perverted people. Sanzo sits on the bed in his usual attire. Eyes scan over the news paper he always seems to have with him. Hakkai watched from the other bed, daydreaming about the priest he had been traveling with. What was odd, is he still didn't want to think he was gay.
Sanzo was very aware about what Hakkai thought about him. He himself, had a secret that no one else knew. One day, he would show Hakkai. Little did he know, that one day, was here.
Youkai attacked. Three of them. One had attack Gojyo and Goku, the other two, Hakkai and Sanzo. Hakkai had sucessfully killed one, but, Sanzo was having a hard time with the other. The remaining youkai jumped back, watching Sanzo before leaping forward. Being the perverted demon the youkai was, he rips off Sanzo's robes. Actually, thats all he meant to rip off; but, he got a treat.
"S...Sanzo-kun! Y..y...you have....BOOBS!" the demon exclaims, utterly confused and disgusted.
"Ok OK! I admit it! I'm a girl! A female!" the priest exclaims.
"So I'm not gay after all!" Hakkai replies happily, tackling the half naked priest.
The youkai was confused, still. Poor little demon. Scared out of his mind, he takes Sanzo's gun and shoots himself, vanishing. Hakkai had fully stripped himself and Sanzo, and was now, doing things he had always wanted to do.
Goku and Gojyo walk into the room, their eyes widening.
"Oh. my. God." they say in unison before turning and walking out, leaving the priest and the demon alone.
Katie: There ya go Niki and Kelsi. Nee hee hee