"Just take this sleep potion, Wonder Woman, and then, when you wake up, you can be with Batman," Clark said. Wonder Woman took the bottle of potion he offered.

"Thanks, Superman! You're the best!" She kissed him on his cheek. Next, she went to the edge of town, drank the potion and fell asleep on a park bench.

Meanwhile, Batman was just walking along, listening to the newest hit song.

"DARKNESS….NO PARENTS….," he sang along emotionally. That's when he found the sleeping form of Wonder Woman.

"OMG!" He shouted hopping over to her. "She's dead!" Wonder Woman snored. "OMG, I can't believe my love is dead!" Wonder Woman scratched her belly.

"After the death of my parents, I vowed that I would sooner die than let another person I love get hurt. It's all my ghost parents' fault, for keeping me away from Wonder Woman! If they could only have let us been together... I must…end myself," Batman sobbed.

Wonder Woman tooted in her sleep.

"I can hear her corpse is already decaying," Batman said sadly. Just then, he saw the Flash going on his normal, daily jog.

"Hey, Flash, got any toxic poison?" Batman asked him.

"Yo, Batty, whazzup?! How's the 'missus?'" Flash asked. Batman cried in pain.

"Anyway, boy, do I have some toxic poison for you today! A single drop could kill an army!" The Flash handed him the bottle. "So what're you planning to do with it?" He asked. Without answering, Batman swigged the bottle and stepped wearily towards Wonder Woman until he fell and died.

"Damnit! You didn't even pay me for that!" Flash cried as he sped off.

Just then, Woman Woman sprang back to life out of her slumber.

"OMG, WTF BATMAN?! YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO FUCKING KILL YOURSELF! OMG YOU'RE SUCH A DUMBASS!" She cried. "But," she continued. "You were my dumbass, and without you, I have no purpose to my life."

She looked around for the bottle of poison. "Damn it, Bruce! You didn't leave any for me!" She could possibly kiss his lips and poison herself that way, but she didn't want to be charged with Necrophilia. At this time, public image was most important.

Instead, she found a dagger that just happened to be under the park bench. "I will be with you soon, my love," she whispered as she stabbed herself in the stomach. Unfortunately, she hadn't stabbed a vital place, like the heart, so it took her a long time to finally bleed out and die.

The End.

AN/ Heh, just a short crack fic I churned out while playing with my Justice League action figures. They acted out Romeo and Juliette. Hope you liked it. Free virtual pizza for reviews! :3 They make my day. You guys rock! Love ya!