Movie character- big brother
A crowd of fans gather outside the big Brother house and cheer as Davina Mccall takes her place at the stage wearing ridiculas high heels and a yellow bedsheet (actually it's her dress but it looks like a bedsheet).
"Hello all you wonderful people and welcome to a very special addition of big Brother, this one is going to be the best yet because this series is going to have, Movie characters". The audience cheers and hats fly everywhere. "That's right, various Movie characters will be staying in the big brother house and I would like to introduce our first Housemate... Severus Snape".
Snape appears out of a limo, wearing his usual black robes and sour expression. The crowd boos and throws tomatoes at him.
"DETENTION FOR ALL OF YOU" he hollered. A security guard pushed him forward and slapped him. "You're going the right why for a big detention" Snape muttered before turning and heading up the stairs, into the house.
"What the hell is this, why is this place full of bright colours, I hate bright colours, oh it's so colourful" Snape muttered when he stepped into the house for the first time.
"Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh, he's gonna be a sulky one, probaly give the housemates detention" Davina spoke thorugh her microphone "ok, let's welcome our next Housemate, a Boald, evil genuis who has a smaller version of himself, ladies and gentle men, Dr evil and Mini-me". Dr evil and Mini-me step out of the next limo and walk up the red carpet.
"Oh look at this Mini-me, we have a crowd cheering us on" Dr Evil gestured. "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" Mini-me replied. "You rock" yelled a random teen. "Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhht" was Dr Evil's response. "ARRRRRRRRRRRRRFGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH THIS CRAZY DWARF IS HAVING AN AFFAIR WITH MY LEG" yelled one of the bodyguards. The audience, Dr evil and Davina turn around and see Mini-me humping the Security guards leg. "Mini-me, stop it or you won't get any belgium chocolates from daddy" Dr evil ordered. A relunctant Mini-me let go and joined Dr evil up the stairs and through the doors.
The boaldy and his clone entered the house and the first thing they saw was Snape on the sofa. "Ooooooh look, It's Dracula" Dr Evil retaliated. Mini-me giggled but Snape was far from impressed. "DETENTION YOU BOALD BUM BUM" Snape hollered "HOW DARE YOU COMPARE ME TO A VAMPIRE" Mini-me squeaked and hid behind Dr Evil. "You scared Mini-me" Dr evil said in a sinister tone "and when Mini-me get's scared Dr evil gets angry and you wouldn't like Dr evil when he's angry, now shut up and go back to your sulking".
"I think I'm going to have nightmares" Davina lied "Right, shall we bring out our next Housemate?". The audience roared in response. "Ok, Let's welcome the only foreign Housemate, all the way from kazickstan (hope that's spelled right) Borat". The Audience squeals when Borat arrives.
"Hola, my name a Borat, I like you, I like sex, it's nice" Borat says to the Audience before turning to go into the house where Dr Evil and Snape are fighting over a cup.
"It's mine you greasy haired twit" Dr Evil snarled. "No it isn't, detention for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu" Snape hollered. "Hola, I'm a Borat " Borat said when he first stepped into the house. "Detention for interupting our fight over a simple mug" Snape spat. Borat looks puzzled. "Are you serious, can I hug you?". Snapes eyes widenen in horror and runs away with Borat on his tail. "Let me kiss you, I like you, Give Borat a hug" he sang. "No way you moron" Snape retaliated. Dr evil and Mini-me just stare.
"Oh, that Borat is crazy crazy" Davina said trying to use her best Borat-like accent,. right, let's introduce or next Housmeate, Darth vader". The imperial Death march plays as Darth vader appears out of nowhere. "Never cross the power of the dark side" he addressed to the audience who threw tomatoes at him. "Why do I even bother?" he muttered then walking into the house where Borat was still chasing Snape.
"Just one hug for Borat, come on, Nice nice". Darth vader shook his head in shame. "This (breath) place is full of (breath) idiots" and he sat down and picked up a magazine. "Ooooooooh that (breath) girl is a (breath) tart" he said as he read an article.
"Wow, I still can't believe that Severus Snape is being chased by Borat, ahem (turns around and gozzes on the pathment) sorry had a bit of phelgm in the back of my throat, please excuse me, I don't want to spit in public but I couldn't help it". The Audience dies from shame but where replaced about ten seconds later by clones.
"Are we back, right let's bring out our next Housemate. Now you probaly know this guy from the first Batman film, a bit crazy, smiles alot. Ok our next Housemate is the Joker". The audience starts laughing when The Joker starts doing some ridiculas dance routine down the red carpet, up the stairs and into the house.
"Will you stop chasing me for the love of god I'm not that kind of man" snape begged as Borat continued to chase him. "But I want to hug you, I love hugging new faces" Borat replied.
"Will you two stop (breath) fooling around. The new Housemate's arrived" Darth Vader shouted. "Can I ask you a question?" Joker asked, walking over to Darth vader. "What?" he asked then breathing. "You ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?". Darth Vader looks dumbfounded. "What are you (breath) talking about?" he asked. "I just like using that catchphrase" Joker replied. "Oh I wanna hug you all" Borat squealed.
"Oh crap, he's gonna go all kissy on us" Joker retaliated. Soon, Borat was chasing the other Housemates around the house attempting to hug them all.
"Who wants to be the first to give uncle Borat a hug?"
Davina turns around and places her earring back in. "Oh my earring just fell out, Oh have we gone to commercial? right, we'll see you after the break where we'll introuce our next set of Housemates".
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That's the first chapter up, but what Characters shall I have in the next chapter? Please leave a review telling me what you think and what Characters I should introduce in the next chapter.
Anyway, I hope you enjoy it so far, I will try and make it as funny as possible. So please leave a review telling me if you like it but I don't want any Flamers mind. Well that's all folks, chapter two will be up as soon as possible. Bye bye fellow readers :)